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    ~FLAME FORM~

    Stolen from : https://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/def/flameform.txt

    Dear:

    [+] Clueless Newbie [+] Loser
    [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer [+] Idiot
    [ ] Me too er [+] Geek
    [ ] Spammer [+] Nerd
    [ ] Fed [ ] FLAMENET
    [+] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person


    You Are Being Flamed Because:

    [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
    [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
    [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
    [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
    [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
    [ ] You started an off-topic thread
    [+] You posted a "MPGH SUCKS" message
    [ ] You said "me too" to something
    [ ] You don't know which group to post in
    [+] You suck
    [ ] You brag about things that never happened
    [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
    [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
    [ ] You crossposted
    [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
    [+] I don't like your tone of voice
    [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
    [ ] I think you might be a fed


    To Repent, You Must:

    [+] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
    [+] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
    [+] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
    [+] Actually post something relevant
    [+] Read the FAQ!
    [+] Be Dave's love slave
    [+] Be the guest of honor in MPGH for a month
    [+] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
    [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test


    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

    [ ] Blow me
    [+] Get a life
    [ ] Never post again
    [+] I pity your dog
    [ ] Go to hell
    [+] I think your IQ must be 0
    [+] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
    [+] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
    [ ] All of the above

    End of Flame.

    Have a nice day
    Last edited by brucevduyn; 12-27-2009 at 11:46 AM.

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    Welcome to MPGH!



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    Ehmm... welcome? you are about 3 years late mate..

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    I can travel in time.





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    WoW.. thats awesome! can you teach me?

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    Your from 2006 and only have 200 post? >.>

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    Yes, i was here for 1 month back then.. and then because of RL issues' half of my life got screwed.. and now i returned to mpgh..

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    Quote Originally Posted by brucevduyn View Post
    Yes, i was here for 1 month back then.. and then because of RL issues' half of my life got screwed.. and now i returned to mpgh..
    Good story



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    They always come back. .oya

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    Jeesh man.. don't you have anything better to do then making useless post's without any sence of knowledge?

    And if you want to hear my story... Well, to bad for you.. Since i guess you have something better todo..

    Fuck you Helger.. now you are going to read this wall of text


    It was a day like any other.. I woke up in the morning i went to school. Once i came home i got an text message : come to the Lidl(thats where me and my friends always chill).. So i came there and i heard that one of the people i chilled with back those days.. got some problems with a few guys.. So we were like hahaha.. lets get those faggots.. 3 hours later.. we were all prepared.. Scooters.. check. Guns check.. hoodies Check.. Ammo Check.. We asked the guys to meet us at the local school.. My heart beat was slowly slowing down.... i felt like.... like.. i cant explain the feeling.. it was so intense.. to look to the guy you are about to shoot.... 4 seconds later i felt all adrenaline.. Then a mate said : lets pop em.. Well.. it was either betraying my friends or pull the trigger... Ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata.. Boom i just killed someone.. my hands started shaking.. everything was shaking.. My friend told me to hang on tight.. we drove away.. We then came to some place quite.. we were looking at each other.. no one said a goddamn word.. No one.. We were all shaking looking at the sky.. praying for god to forgive us.. We heard sirens all over the place.. They were looking for us... We went totally crazy.. we aimed our guns at each other.. screaming : SOMEONE WHO FUCKING SAYS A WORD ABOUT THIS TO THE COPS IS GETTING FUCKING SHOT... At that moment.. i never felt so much power and saddness.. 3 days later.. 6 AM in the morning my door got slammed in.. the "Swat" was storming in my house.. they ran to my room screaming wake up wake up.. and before i realized i was in my underwear in a swat van.. 2 weeks i didnt say a word.. i just stared.. just stared at the fuckign walls.. i was to frightnent to say a fucking word.. then.. 2 weeks went by.. a cop came in.. he said you are under arrest for murdering Gijs, Kees,Piet and Kelvin.. then i thought my life was over.. And now iam a free man!


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    Newp, that's my point. I make post without points.
    Problem?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxin View Post
    Newp, that's my point. I make post without points.
    Problem?
    He told that to me



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    who dont come back to mpgh.net is a noob,because MPGH.net is the best site

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    Quote Originally Posted by xXNiklasXx View Post
    who dont come back to mpgh.net is a noob,because MPGH.net is the best site
    Finaly, somebody understands it.



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    Look at my previous post with my story.. believe it or not


    here it is :

    Fuck you Helger.. now you are going to read this wall of text


    It was a day like any other.. I woke up in the morning i went to school. Once i came home i got an text message : come to the Lidl(thats where me and my friends always chill).. So i came there and i heard that one of the people i chilled with back those days.. got some problems with a few guys.. So we were like hahaha.. lets get those faggots.. 3 hours later.. we were all prepared.. Scooters.. check. Guns check.. hoodies Check.. Ammo Check.. We asked the guys to meet us at the local school.. My heart beat was slowly slowing down.... i felt like.... like.. i cant explain the feeling.. it was so intense.. to look to the guy you are about to shoot.... 4 seconds later i felt all adrenaline.. Then a mate said : lets pop em.. Well.. it was either betraying my friends or pull the trigger... Ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata.. Boom i just killed someone.. my hands started shaking.. everything was shaking.. My friend told me to hang on tight.. we drove away.. We then came to some place quite.. we were looking at each other.. no one said a goddamn word.. No one.. We were all shaking looking at the sky.. praying for god to forgive us.. We heard sirens all over the place.. They were looking for us... We went totally crazy.. we aimed our guns at each other.. screaming : SOMEONE WHO FUCKING SAYS A WORD ABOUT THIS TO THE COPS IS GETTING FUCKING SHOT... At that moment.. i never felt so much power and saddness.. 3 days later.. 6 AM in the morning my door got slammed in.. the "Swat" was storming in my house.. they ran to my room screaming wake up wake up.. and before i realized i was in my underwear in a swat van.. 2 weeks i didnt say a word.. i just stared.. just stared at the fuckign walls.. i was to frightnent to say a fucking word.. then.. 2 weeks went by.. a cop came in.. he said you are under arrest for murdering Gijs, Kees,Piet and Kelvin.. then i thought my life was over.. And now iam a free man!

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