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    Ever snuck out of your parents house? (Storytime)

    I did.

    I remember everything, I remember being 16 and my girlfriend, of whom I loved* wanted to go to this slipknot concert. At the time, I was not too into them, but I was into her so I said fuck it. We got there and they played a kickass show, one I can fully appreciate now that I listen to them constantly, and when we were walking back to her car she whispered in my ear:

    "I am really horny right now."

    Thinking back now, I realize that it is kinda weird to get horny from being showered in fake blood and moshing, but I was younger and I never had sex so I was unbearably nervous. I'm not even kidding, the moment we got to the car in this fucking maze of a parking lot, I hear behind me:

    "MAX, WHAT THE FUCK?!"

    It was my parents. Now, understand I knew that they were going to a concert, which was why I thought it was so clever for me to leave after them, but dumb me should've asked them what concert. So my dad is literally screaming at me with his already hoarse throat, and what was worse was, my mom was chatting with my girlfriend at the time like nothing was happening.

    Needless to say I didn't get laid, didn't get to leave the house besides school and work for a month, and every family gathering the story is told.

    So if you did sneak out like a sneaky sneakerton, what happened?




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    I have and even took the car even when I didn't have my
    License, it was to go to my friends place 7 min away to get some head
    It ended up being a successful drive

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    nah i never been a rebel stayed at home everyday


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    Or you could just tell your parents the truth from the start and avoid all of that.


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    I've never had to sneak out. Never had a curfew or anything similar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Boss View Post
    Or you could just tell your parents the truth from the start and avoid all of that.
    The truth?

    "Hey mom, I'm going out to a concert - I'll definitely be drunk, hopefully I'll get laid as well."

    Not sure about you - but the truth wouldn't work there

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    No not really I just tell my parents I'm going out And they are usually cool with that

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    I never snuck out of my house but everytime I would sleep over at my best friends we would sneak out and take his parents car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    lol why are you using nexgen1s avatar
    Because NextGen1 is dead and we need to remember him.

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    Used to do it all the time, always in the middle of the night though.

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    Yeah, lived on my own since 9th grade.
    Always had trust from my parents to do whatever I wanted.

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    I used to "Sneak" out all the time. But I literally just walked out the front door and no one would notice. Parents didn't feel the need to check on me every 20 minutes.

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