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    Thumbs up a joke, I was told recently

    There was a priest, hitchhiking on the side of a freeway, his car broke down...
    a truck driver on his way to the local pub after a hard days work
    notices the priest and stops his truck. The truck driver says "I have space in the back."
    The priest says "thank you" and sits in the back of the truck and he hears bump, bump, bump.
    Priest thinks to himself (what the hell was that...)

    Anyway, when the trucky arrives, the priest asks him, "What where those 3 massive thuds?"
    Trucky: Oh that? I just hit an aboriginal mate.
    Priest: but there was 3 bumps...
    Trucky: Yeah, I ran over 2 fences to get the fucker.

    The priest totally understands where the truck driver was coming from and they share a beer.

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    I don't get the "The priest totally understands where the truck driver was coming from and they share a beer" part....

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    HA. that wasn't that funny

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    You chose the wrong venue for that joke.

    However, not the first time I heard that joke. Not the first time I have laughed at it either.

    GG OP.

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    Not that funny.

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    You could've done it with a better grammar.

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    Guess thats an Australian thing

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    Always those aussies.
    I cannot access my Skype at the moment. Looks like it is either deactivated or hacked. DO NOT TRADE THROUGH SKYPE. PM ME


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    i give it 1 potato out of 5
    Tiocfaidh ár lá

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    Actually kinda funny, they don't get sophisticated humor ^

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