There was a priest, hitchhiking on the side of a freeway, his car broke down...
a truck driver on his way to the local pub after a hard days work
notices the priest and stops his truck. The truck driver says "I have space in the back."
The priest says "thank you" and sits in the back of the truck and he hears bump, bump, bump.
Priest thinks to himself (what the hell was that...)
Anyway, when the trucky arrives, the priest asks him, "What where those 3 massive thuds?"
Trucky: Oh that? I just hit an aboriginal mate.
Priest: but there was 3 bumps...
Trucky: Yeah, I ran over 2 fences to get the fucker.
The priest totally understands where the truck driver was coming from and they share a beer.