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    WHAT THE FUCK

    I've been giving C# lessons for a while now and a girl at my school asked me whether I could give her some private lessons on networking since she was creating a 2d game. I said yes and after school she paid me and we went to her home. Once there after 3mins two of her friends came over and they kind of started to "pick" on me, but more in a sexual way. So she whispered to me "So I want you to teach me everything you know but not about coding", needless to say I was horny af and started to kiss her. Her friends joined us and in about 5mins I found myself naked with 3 girls giving me a blowjob. It was the fucking paradise. However after a while when one of her friends was riding my dick, I was kissing that girl and her other friend was masturbating..her parents came home. They were simply shocked. Started to yell at us but at a certain point her mom said "why didn't you invite us" and removed her dad's belt. They joined us and we had a fucking orgy at her house.

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    I'm glad I just skipped to the 2nd to last line so I wouldn't have to read all this made-up bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Faggot View Post
    I'm glad I just skipped to the 2nd to last line so I wouldn't have to read all this made-up bullshit.
    It's funny if you read it that way

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    No pictures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terror View Post
    No pictures?
    That is because it didn't really happen

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    oh i thought was legit

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    Quote Originally Posted by ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) View Post


    That is because it didn't really happen
    Yeah I know.

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    I believed all that and it inspired me to be a coder until the last 2 lines. -_-
    C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPH0 View Post
    I believed all that and it inspired me to be a coder until the last 2 lines. -_-
    Lol, girls here don't know how to plug the fucking PC in.

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