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    Goats in a tree

    Yeah... Goats, in a f***ing tree.
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    In southwest Morocco, you might actually be forgiven for asking daft questions like “do goats grow on trees?”. Everywhere you look, you will find dozens of goats hanging out lazily from the tree tops, munching absentmindedly like overgrown crows.

    Goats are skilled climbers and are known to scale steep rock faces and mountains in search of food. The ones in Morocco climb trees for the same reason – food, which is otherwise scarce in this drought-ridden region. The goats are drawn to the fruit of the Argan tree, which ripens in June each year. The Argan grows to 8-10 meters high and live up to 150–200 years. They are thorny, with gnarled trunks, but the goats, who have been climbing these trees for centuries, have learnt to adapt themselves to the task.



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    Had to look this up to see why they were in the trees xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hova View Post
    In southwest Morocco, you might actually be forgiven for asking daft questions like “do goats grow on trees?”. Everywhere you look, you will find dozens of goats hanging out lazily from the tree tops, munching absentmindedly like overgrown crows.

    Goats are skilled climbers and are known to scale steep rock faces and mountains in search of food. The ones in Morocco climb trees for the same reason – food, which is otherwise scarce in this drought-ridden region. The goats are drawn to the fruit of the Argan tree, which ripens in June each year. The Argan grows to 8-10 meters high and live up to 150–200 years. They are thorny, with gnarled trunks, but the goats, who have been climbing these trees for centuries, have learnt to adapt themselves to the task.



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    Had to look this up to see why they were in the trees xD
    Haha, I was like "damn he's intelligent". Still weird how they get up their with no hands or what so ever to hold themselves with. A goat isn't such a boring being after all! Still not sure why some people fuck goats tho...
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    Quote Originally Posted by New Policy View Post
    Haha, I was like "damn he's intelligent". Still weird how they get up their with no hands or what so ever to hold themselves with. A goat isn't such a boring being after all! Still not sure why some people fuck goats tho...
    "Still not sure why some people fuck goats tho..."

    LOL something I will never understand either...

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    Quote Originally Posted by New Policy View Post
    Haha, I was like "damn he's intelligent". Still weird how they get up their with no hands or what so ever to hold themselves with. A goat isn't such a boring being after all! Still not sure why some people fuck goats tho...
    Have you not played Goat Simulator?

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    This is what happens when spider man fucks a goat.

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    And I still can't climb a tree like that

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    What the fuck.

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    goats are fucking cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Assistive View Post


    Have you not played Goat Simulator?
    I have, and I'm going to play it right now because I totally forgot how entertaining it was. Thanks!
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    Are they inside of a tree or are they on a tree?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sander The Panda View Post
    Are they inside of a tree or are they on a tree?
    They are literally standing on the branches. And I thought cats were acrobats...
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    Quote Originally Posted by New Policy View Post
    They are literally standing on top of the branches. And I thought cats were acrobats...
    Its still not in/inside of tree, its more like standing on a branch or a tree
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