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    Christmas present not what expected...



    A 9 year old boy from Massachusetts opened his present, which was supposed to be a PS4, and realized it wasn't a PS4, but a piece of wood with the words "from cock and balls with love."


    His mom Kristin says "This has ruined his belief in Santa." They go on to say Billy doesn't want to come out of his playroom and is very sad.*moment of silence for Billy*


    The family traveled to Target where they purchased the PS4, and ended up receiving a new system, as well as a $100 gift card.


    I guess not everyone's Christmas went as planned. Mine was amazing however. Hope yours was as well!

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    That's what they want you to think. Billy was actually very pleased with his cock and balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black View Post
    That's what they want you to think. Billy was actually very pleased with his cock and balls
    Billy doesn't care about no Santa now that he's got his PS3 :')


    Krampus on the hunt for him next year though...

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    billy must have been sad af.

    but hope you all had a wonderful holiday!

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    DAYUM that's cold af. I hope billy get's over it soon and enjoys his new PS4
    "Yesterday is a memory, tomorrow is a dream, but today is a gift, that’s why it’s called present - Rock"


     

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    Fuck billy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eternity View Post
    Fuck billy.
    Billy sounds like he needs a dose of reality amirite?

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    wonder who was capable of replacing a ps4 with a wood square at the store XD

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    Nice craftsmanship skills, lemme tell yo.
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    And to this day Billy still wont come out his playroom

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    Hahaha, poor Billy

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    Quote Originally Posted by TKD- View Post
    And to this day Billy still wont come out his playroom
    Billy is busy playing with his new PS4 saying "Fuck Santa"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hova View Post
    Billy is busy playing with his new PS4 saying "Fuck Santa"
    Are you sure he's not busy with his new cock and balls...
    Billy understands the work it takes to make a block of wood with that level of quality.
    Last edited by WSET; 12-28-2015 at 11:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riigged View Post
    wonder who was capable of replacing a ps4 with a wood square at the store XD
    buy ps4
    replace with wood
    ez refund

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    That was a message from billy's long lost brother cleetus.


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