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    Quote Originally Posted by -James View Post
    I did.

    Twice.
    Lol never caught and never will be

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    Quote Originally Posted by BL4CK-D3ATH- View Post



    thank u someone that understands
    If it lasted for more than 5 hours for me I would fucking call 911 or take a bus/walk to the doctor or emergency room.
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    for some reason that made me lawl if it lasted more than 24 hours maybe i would consider chopping my dick off

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    i was fucking my ex gf and then her mom walked in best part is i jumped up and she seen my shit and her mouth droped LAWLS nice thread stumpy

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    Either the time i got hella high and apperently i put my hand litterally on my friends brittany's crotch, or today when fluffy was acting like a moron.... a really really high moron

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Found nude pictures of my friends sister.
    50 grand every week, fuckin' rat budget.
    I win, always.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whtlight View Post
    Found nude pictures of my friends sister.
    Was she hot?
    That happened today to me too
    He would kill her for taking them and me for seeing it, and me and him got a bromance going like Turk and JD on Scrubs
    The thing is, DDDAAAAYYUUUUUMMMMM
    Bitch is fine

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly ressembled the sounds my wife makes in bed. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML

    Today, my teacher demanded to talk to my dad because she thought he wasn't a good enough male role model because I'd misbehaved. I told her he had died of cancer in 2005. She said that my lie was rude, disgraceful, and that I should be ashamed, then gave me a detention. He actually did die. FML

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    checked the mail with mah balls hangin out
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    I WAS CAUGHT WHEN I WAS WITH MY GF IN BED BY MY DAD

    AND HE SAID

    WAY TO GO SON!

    and he closed the door

    THAT was akward
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke420 View Post
    i was fucking my ex gf and then her mom walked in best part is i jumped up and she seen my shit and her mouth droped LAWLS nice thread stumpy
    we white are just awezums


    edit: crapzors srry for double post idk wut happened D:
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    gtfo my thread luke420, trying to make friends /facepalm

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    Quote Originally Posted by -James View Post
    gtfo my thread luke420, trying to make friends /facepalm
    hes not makin any friends by tryin to act badass

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    She wasn't drunk.

    She was on drugs

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    Your so sad you had to drug her to have sex with you.

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