The only reason you believe him, is so that he can say the same to you when you say that you fucked your maid in your 5 million dollar house or in your 2 million dollar car.
I do not honestly care what the Internet thinks about me. I Am content with the internet thinking I am a 8 yeR old molester who lives on the streets in north Dakota. Who the fuck cares, it's the Internet.
She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.