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    Omegle

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: niggas be bitches
    Stranger: and bitches be crazy
    You: And bitches don't have this awesome thing my grandpa gave me! Wanna see it?!
    Stranger: HELL YAH
    Stranger: BUST IT OUT
    You: GO CHARMANDER!!!!
    Stranger: OH SHI-
    You: ISN'T HE AWESOME?!
    Stranger: SQUIRTLE, I CHOOSE YOU!
    You: OH NO! SQUIRTLE! WE CAN DO THIS, CHARMANDER!
    SCRATCH!
    Stranger: SQUIRTLE, LOOK OUT!
    Stranger: OUCH! IT'S OK! HIT HIM BACK WITH TACKLE!
    You: A CRITICAL HIT!
    You: USE EMBER!
    Stranger: IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE....
    Stranger: LEARN YOUR TYPES!
    Stranger: SQUIRTLE USED WATER GUN!
    Stranger: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
    You: CHARMANDER! THAT'S ENOUGH! COME BACK!
    You: GO, ZAPDOS!
    You: USE THUNDERSTORM!
    Stranger: FUCK
    Stranger: FUCK
    Stranger: FUCK
    Stranger: FUCK
    Stranger: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PULL A ZAPDOS FROM?
    Stranger: YOU USED GAMESHARK!
    Stranger: CHEATER!
    You: the power plant by cerulean city bro!
    You: BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND!
    You: I HAVE 115 POKEMANS IN MY POKEDEX!11!!1!1!!
    Stranger: HAH!!!
    Stranger: I HAVE 121!
    You: ASH?! IS THAT YOU?!
    Stranger: PLUS MY BEST FRIEND BROCK IS GONNA TRADE ME THE LAST 30
    Stranger: YAH
    Stranger: IT IS
    You: NO WAY!
    You: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE ELITE 4!
    Stranger: WOW!!!! WHO BE THIS?
    You: IT'S GARY MAN! HOW YOU BEEN?!
    Stranger: GARY MOTHERFUCKIN OAK!!!
    Stranger: I'M DOIN GREAT MAN!
    Stranger: BELIEVE IT OR NOT I STILL HAVEN'T EVOLVED MY FUCKING PIKACHU!
    You: WHAT?! HOW DO YOU AVOID THAT?!
    Stranger: I'M TOO MUCH OF A JEW TO BUY A FUCKING THUNDERSTONE
    You: ARE JESSE AND JAMES STILL AFTER HIS ASS?!
    Stranger: HELL YAH THEY ARE
    Stranger: AND THEY'RE BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
    You: GIOVANNI'S GONNA BE DISPLEASED WITH THOSE GUYS. :\
    You: BUT HEY MAN, I GOTTA GET BACK TO PALLET TOWN, I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED UP THIS BITCH NAMED MISTY, AND I GOTTA GO FEED HER TOGEPI OR SHE ISN'T GOING TO PAY THE CHILD SUPPORT.
    Stranger: LOL
    Stranger: LOLOL
    Stranger: ALRIGHT NICE TALKING TO YA BRO
    Stranger: TAKE CARE F YOUR FUCKING CHARIZARD
    You: YOU KNOW IT! NEXT TIME YOU'RE AROUND CERULEAN, GIVE THAT BITCH ASS GYM LEADER A PIECE OF YOUR MIND! OR PIKACHU, OF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN!
    Stranger: HEEEEELLLL YAH
    Stranger: SMELL YA LATER, GRAMPS!
    You: I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, YOU CRAZY POKEMANS TRAINER, YOU!
    You have disconnected.

    Anybody else use Omegle?
    Last edited by Tryptamine.; 01-15-2010 at 12:27 PM.
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    Yeah i used it sometime ago when Practicing SE.
    But now its pretty fuked up by scammers.

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    That's a stupid website....

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    Ima go do one..



    I think i just got trolled:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heello!
    Stranger:
    You: HI
    Stranger: how are you?
    You: Good you?
    You: ASL?
    Stranger: good.
    Stranger: 17 F
    Stranger: and u ?
    You: 16 M
    You:
    You: ..got a gf..
    Stranger: nice
    You: TGIF
    You: you just gave me wood
    You: :/
    You: TITS OR GTFO

    Stranger: what?
    You: TITS OR GTFO

    You: u know breasts
    You: ..
    Stranger: sorry, i'm new at this. i don't know what you are trying to say
    You: show emm
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: private area for my bf
    You: Aww not evan a quick peak?
    You: He doesnt have to know
    Stranger: he's on his way over here right now..
    Stranger: soory bby
    Stranger: sorry*
    You: ok well
    You: u can d/c me
    Stranger: what?
    You: DISCONNECT so he doesnt see the conversation
    You: wat are u blonde or sumtin?
    Stranger: hahah
    Stranger: people say i'm blonde very often..
    Stranger: it's not so funny..
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: PA
    Stranger: PA?
    You: and wit the lack of knowledge u just showed thro text talk i had to assume
    You: Pennsylvania
    You: :/


    That or this bitch is a fucking retard
    Last edited by Hagerad; 01-15-2010 at 02:33 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hagerad View Post
    Ima go do one..



    I think i just got trolled:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heello!
    Stranger:
    You: HI
    Stranger: how are you?
    You: Good you?
    You: ASL?
    Stranger: good.
    Stranger: 17 F
    Stranger: and u ?
    You: 16 M
    You:
    You: ..got a gf..
    Stranger: nice
    You: TGIF
    You: you just gave me wood
    You: :/
    You: TITS OR GTFO

    Stranger: what?
    You: TITS OR GTFO

    You: u know breasts
    You: ..
    Stranger: sorry, i'm new at this. i don't know what you are trying to say
    You: show emm
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: private area for my bf
    You: Aww not evan a quick peak?
    You: He doesnt have to know
    Stranger: he's on his way over here right now..
    Stranger: soory bby
    Stranger: sorry*
    You: ok well
    You: u can d/c me
    Stranger: what?
    You: DISCONNECT so he doesnt see the conversation
    You: wat are u blonde or sumtin?
    Stranger: hahah
    Stranger: people say i'm blonde very often..
    Stranger: it's not so funny..
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: PA
    Stranger: PA?
    You: and wit the lack of knowledge u just showed thro text talk i had to assume
    You: Pennsylvania
    You: :/


    That or this bitch is a fucking retard
    Lmao wow what a fucking idiot.
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    I bumped into that person again..
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    You do know there is a thread for this right?
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