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    Just a typical chat with my friends @ live chat supports

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    Welcome to MochaHost's Live Help! You are now chatting with 'Sam', how may I help you?
    
    Sam: Hello!
    Andrew: Hello
    Sam: What can I do for you?
    Andrew: I've bought a Samsung TV from your site and shipped it to my nephew
    Andrew: The TV was damaged and now he has cancer
    Andrew: I want refund
    Sam: And very sorry Andrew, but we do not sell TVs
    Andrew: What about my nephew's life?
    Sam: I am sorry, but I do not see how we have caused that
    Andrew: Well, I've told you the TV was damaged
    Andrew: The whole screen was scratched and when he tried to plug it in it couldn't turn on
    Sam: I am sorry sir, but I really do not understand why you have contacted with us on that issue
    Sam: We do not sell and deliver TVs
    Sam: Here is our site, with our products: https://www.mochahost.com/index.php
    Andrew: Oh great you're still advertising your "cheap" TVs
    Andrew: I spent 1k on a TV and now my nephew has cancer? Come on...
    Sam: Please tell me, where do you see that ?
    Andrew: See what Sam?
    Sam: Please tell me, where you see that we sell TVs ?
    Andrew: https://i.gyazo.com/fa63029b3d50b3f3b449b41481ae60ac.png
    Sam: Please let me check this for you
    Sam: Could you please send me a link to the side from which you sent me a screenshot
    Sam: Could you please send me a link to the site** from which you sent me a screenshot
    Andrew: it's from samsung's site
    Sam: ok, thank you for the info
    Sam: Please keep in mind that we are not support of Samsung
    Sam: Our company is called Mochahost and we sell hosting services
    Andrew: did you even check my order ?
    Sam: What order, sir
    Sam: You do not have account with us
    Andrew: Andrew I know you're just doing your job and forgive me if I've offended you but there's no need to throw such harsh words on me
    Andrew: I mean Sam*
    Andrew: I'm sorry, I'm too devastated
    Sam: I am sorry, I was rude for you
    Andrew: What would you do if your nephew had terminal cancer
    Sam: Maybe the first thing is I go to doctor
    Andrew: Who would have ever thought that a TV could cause that
    Andrew: I went to a specialist
    Andrew: but he told me that I should've brought my nephew with me
    Sam: Ok
    Sam: Please tell me, is there anything that is related with our services that I can do for you ?
    Andrew: Sammy please tell me everything's gonna be alright
    Andrew: oh and yes, stop selling cancerous TVs
    Sam: For last time, sir, we do not sell TVs
    Andrew: Sorry but I don't get it
    Andrew: what do you even sell ?
    Sam: [1:16:01 PM] Sam: Our company is called Mochahost and we sell hosting services
    Sam:
    Sam: Please at least read, what I am writing
    Andrew: Like in a cable subscription ?
    Andrew: can I watch HBO sports there ?
    Sam: [1:16:01 PM] Sam: Our company is called Mochahost and we sell hosting services
    Sam:
    Sam: Please at least read, what I am writing
    Andrew: Like in a cable subscription ?
    Andrew: can I watch HBO sports there ?
    I love doing this

    What should I ask next?

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    HAHAHA Do of more of these man

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingAkh View Post
    HAHAHA Do of more of these man
    Aghhhh Part of the convo was cut out

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    That was funny, he was trying so hard to stay professional when really he was about to lose it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cohen View Post
    That was funny, he was trying so hard to stay professional when really he was about to lose it
    lol ikr .

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    Good old banter, you should get a job as a livechat support agent and troll the customers. Different perspective.

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    I used to go on these sites the one I used to go on was intel (dells) live chat support was ok

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    Man I remember doing this when I was around 10, obviously it wasn't funny and probably ended with someone closing the chat because someone else wrote a swear word when they weren't looking

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    That was actually hilarious lmao
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flashyz View Post
    Good old banter, you should get a job as a livechat support agent and troll the customers. Different perspective.
    Welcome to my world







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    I've done this previously and it's extremely fun haha

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    i'm still waiting for more

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingAkh View Post
    i'm still waiting for more
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      Elio: at 0:09:20
    So there's this girl, who's a friend of my two ex-es (bestfriend with one of them), we have lots in common and it's clear that we have a great time when we talk with each other, but I think my ex-es(her friends) are getting between of us, do you think I stand a chance?
    Nova F.: at 0:11:33
    Oh, that's quite complicated Elio, but you were to ask me, I will still take my chance. At least you have tried, so no regrets at the end. There's this saying, "There's no harm in trying".
    Nova F.: at 0:11:56
    That's my personal opinion though, still depends on you.
    Nova F.: at 0:12:03
    Just follow what your heart is saying.

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    Fuck, that was good.

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    Post more of these Elio

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