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    Here I am...

    So here I am in Moscow waiting for my train. Its freezing and I am surrounded by a massive crowd of people all red faced and eager to get home from a long day of tax evasion and arms deals. I feel someone tap on my left shoulder so I swiftly make a fist ready and swing around violently to face my foe. I am shocked. Instead of a foe, a friend. It is none other than world renown whistle blower Edward Snowden. He immediately embraces me warmly and whispers in my ear; "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
    I experience what can only be described as ego death and I pass out. When I awaken I find myself sitting in Buddha position with a room filled with geometric shapes and I can feel pure concentrated energy emanating from my nostrils. I sneeze and the molecules expelled from my naval cavity slowly gravitate upwards towards the ceiling of this room with the force of a dying neutron star... The bogies spell out an important message. "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."

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    Here I am, once again
    Feeling lost but now and then
    I breathe it in to let it go
    And you don't know
    Where you are now
    Or what it would come to
    If only somebody could hear
    When you figure out how
    You're lost in the moment
    You disappear

    You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action
    You're never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction
    Not a fantasy
    Just remember me
    When it turns out right
    'Cause you know that if you live in your imagination
    Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination
    In my victory
    Just remember me
    When I make it shine!

    Reaching high
    Feeling low
    I'm holding on but letting go
    I like to shine
    I'll shine for you
    And it's time to show the world how
    It's a little bit closer
    As long as I'm ready to go
    All we have is right now
    As long as you feel it inside you know...

    You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action
    You're never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction
    Not a fantasy
    Just remember me
    When it turns out right
    'Cause you know that if you live in your imagination
    Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination
    In my victory
    Just remember me
    When I make it shine!

    Everyone can tell you how it's all been said and done
    That harder times will change your mind and make you wanna run
    But you want it
    And you need it
    Like you need to breathe the air
    If they doubt you
    Just believe it
    That's enough to get you there

    You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action
    You're never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction
    Not a fantasy
    Just remember me
    When it turns out right
    'Cause you know that if you live in your imagination
    Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination
    In my victory
    Just remember me
    When I make it SHINE!
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    I felt very entertained on how you explained your Moscow experience.

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