You spit the most contrived bullshit, if you don't have any information to go on then don't start making assumptions. When you start randomly shit talking people, you want to have a better reason for it, not just "you can't understand a joke." Also whether the account is banned or not is irrelevant, you tried to argue that I only have a default knife which clearly isn't true.
Aw, you can't take the sarcasm/joke either? Oh well, if you can't take it then it ain't my problem.