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    what gender

    HI ALL,







    THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE YOU HAVE A GOOD LAUGH DESPITE THE ECONOMIC MELTDOWN AND CHALLENGES EVERY WHERE . ENJOY.



    A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that, in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

    'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
    'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

    So, a student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

    Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

    Each group was asked to give four reasons for its
    recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la Computadora'), because:

    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;


    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

    (THIS GETS BETTER!)

    The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

    1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

    2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

    3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.



    what gender is a comp











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    The fuck is with that link

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    I dunno whats with the link.
    But I loled in RL. I laughed so fucking hard.
    I rolled on the floor.

    HERE IS IT WITHOUT THE LINK:

    A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that, in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

    'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
    'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

    So, a student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

    Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

    Each group was asked to give four reasons for its
    recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la Computadora'), because:

    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;


    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

    (THIS GETS BETTER!)

    The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

    1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

    2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

    3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    Is that a serious question? It's both duh.

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    i laughed at how they explained how a computer is masculine

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    Computer is female
    I am the God.

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    computer is female cuz it gives me pleasure. lol jk

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    A computer is female because you can plug your Ethernet cable into its ports.

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    Computer is female because 90% have naked women in them.

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    Computer is female.

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    I don't know about yall.
    But the things my CP does, it must be female.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post

    KING is an AMERICAN TO THE DEATH.

    He doesn't even agree with himself sometimes. But at night, before he goes to sleep. He does a prayer to a god he doesn't believe in and ask for the deity to watch over his country....while he sleeps.

    KING is a true AMERICAN....An all AMERICAN

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    Mine is a He/She.

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    its female fosho

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    No one click that link btw most likely something dangerous eg.cookie grabber,phisher,self installing trojan,rick-roll'er

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    Quote Originally Posted by admanms View Post
    No one click that link btw most likely something dangerous eg.cookie grabber,phisher,self installing trojan,rick-roll'er
    nah man it was one of those funny emails
    no virus or nothing

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