I'm a total fucking nerd
My teacher is super rich
He has like 100 small 1 inch circle magnets, like a shit ton of ~2x2x2 cube magnets, and this crazy 6x2 cylindrical beast.
(They're all neodymium)
I love magnets.
One day I take like 20 small magnets
Next period I show them off. They cost like a ton.
The teacher asks why I have them. I have them in a little bag.
I stand up and say"Oh yeah i'ts for a science project with [Friend's Name]."
Next day she actually calls the science teacher about it, which I didn't know.
I show up to science class.
After a big test, he has this bag filled with ferro fluid, batteries, iron filings, etc. Basically I'm like
I ask him where I can get something I don't remember and he looks at his computer. While he does I snatch the bag.
Then he says. "Can I have my magnets back?"
I'm like shit I'm suspended.
so I just say "What?"
"Mrs. iuwhfuiwh called me and said you had some of my stuff."
"Ohh yeah, it's in my locker. Let me go check it out."
I thought he was talking about all the shit I just stole.
Then we both go to my locker across the hall. He's right behind me angry asf. I currently have all the like 20 magnets in my other pocket btw.
As I crossed the hall I put it in my sleeve. I reached down in to the locker and pushed it out, and pretended I had it in my locker the whole time.
I tell some lame-ass joke then book it hard.
It's just cool to me that I was able to withstand the pressure, although it wasn't really much.
[Sorry for explaining it in like [Phrase][Space][Phrase] form but it was the easiest way to do it
Edit: also will post a thread about how much of a dumbass I am.