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    Oh shit

    Basically I'm pretty fucked up.

    My art teacher shows up one day. He has a bunch of paint in the back of the room. I did took like three colors and just poured them over black paper then told him I was being "abstract". He let me off with %100. I had the rest of the week free. My friends did the same thing.

    A day later. We took like 15 paint bottles and all went to the bathroom with a plastic bag you get from one of those grocery stores.



    So then we have it and it smells fucking terrible. We tie it up and stuff (in the process fucking up the entire bathroom).

    Then we came back in the room, unnoticed completely. There's a ton of drawers with pencils and drawing supplies and shit. We put it in there.

    Weeks later, it's completely forgotten. I also have this week free.

    Okay so yesterday I walk in to art class and for some reason it smells terrible. Only on this side of the room. We brave a peak in the drawer and there's fungus EVERYWHERE. like it's molding like crazy and I nearly gagged at how bad it smelled. Basically we load up on rubber cement, elmers glue, and paper. We dump all of it in there and close the drawer. The teacher is oblivious as fuck. He just sits on his laptop and lets us do whatever.

    Today I went to school and as soon as I walk in to the class it smells like fucking satan. My friends are laughing uncontrollably, and nobody walks in to the room. The teacher comes by like 5 minutes later and is shocked as fuck. I think he was already on the verge of being fired. Someone went to the office where the headmaster/owner of the school was. In the middle of the day, school was closed. Everybody was sent home on buses. Holy fucking shit.



    Sorry for saying things about my life b/c I know nobody cares; but I felt like sharing.

    So to make this more fun:

    I can basically do whatever I want in art class, so what should I do next? Because I'm bored as fuck.

    (I have ADHD and have way too much pent up energy b/c my school's classes are way to easy, so I just do random shit.


    TL;DR: I shut down school today because I made a brew from hell in art.
    Last edited by Lift; 05-26-2016 at 06:39 PM.

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    Same. //Tooshort

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    Funny thing is he might be being forreal, I hope the art teacher is fired.
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    Funny thing is he might be being forreal, I hope the art teacher is fired.
    I don't. It's hilarious having him b/c anyone can do what they want.

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    Lmaoooo, but I wish had ADHD D;
    That's the most retarded thing I've read all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrow View Post


    That's the most retarded thing I've read all day
    Who the fuck even says they want ADHD?


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    Who the fuck even says they want ADHD?
    He's really fucking Ignorant he properly doesn't even know wtf ADHD is

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    I wish you got cancer D;

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