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    Quote Originally Posted by GalaxyBeatzz View Post
    I did find this stuff and it seemed kind of weird to use vaseline or an eraser to get it off. By the way I know pretty well how to use a butterfly knife but this had to be the time to lose grip of it and it just had to fly right in my new monitor.

    Honestly if you use LCD-Screen cleaner the visibility of the scratch reduces significantly and I also got a brand new eraser. I'll tell you guys how that worked out.


    I had no idea that people would go full flame on this, thought I kinda prevented it by saying I'm a retard already lol
    Just update as lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by GalaxyBeatzz View Post
    I did find this stuff and it seemed kind of weird to use vaseline or an eraser to get it off. By the way I know pretty well how to use a butterfly knife but this had to be the time to lose grip of it and it just had to fly right in my new monitor.

    Honestly if you use LCD-Screen cleaner the visibility of the scratch reduces significantly and I also got a brand new eraser. I'll tell you guys how that worked out.


    I had no idea that people would go full flame on this, thought I kinda prevented it by saying I'm a retard already lol
    Just update as lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by GalaxyBeatzz View Post
    I did find this stuff and it seemed kind of weird to use vaseline or an eraser to get it off. By the way I know pretty well how to use a butterfly knife but this had to be the time to lose grip of it and it just had to fly right in my new monitor.

    Honestly if you use LCD-Screen cleaner the visibility of the scratch reduces significantly and I also got a brand new eraser. I'll tell you guys how that worked out.


    I had no idea that people would go full flame on this, thought I kinda prevented it by saying I'm a retard already lol
    Just update as lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by BitMine.xyz View Post
    go ask tris, i heard he's a well trained monitor repair man
    As far as I know Tris only breaks monitors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GalaxyBeatzz View Post
    I had no idea that people would go full flame on this, thought I kinda prevented it by saying I'm a retard already lol
    When you have a threadtitle like that, you are literally asking for the MPGH full buttrape experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GalaxyBeatzz View Post
    I did find this stuff and it seemed kind of weird to use vaseline or an eraser to get it off. By the way I know pretty well how to use a butterfly knife but this had to be the time to lose grip of it and it just had to fly right in my new monitor.

    Honestly if you use LCD-Screen cleaner the visibility of the scratch reduces significantly and I also got a brand new eraser. I'll tell you guys how that worked out.


    I had no idea that people would go full flame on this, thought I kinda prevented it by saying I'm a retard already lol
    You still don't play with your knife around your new equipment you twat.
    -unless you are awfully stupid, which this time around was indeed the case, you can be good at recycling your knife thousands of times, but that doesn't make you being good at it, even a pro can lose a grip of such thing, and of-course you being a dummy who played it near your computer makes me think you are one retarded child.
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    Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nik View Post
    Have you tried turning it off and on again?
    LMFAO. this shit is funny af
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nik View Post
    Have you tried turning it off and on again?
    This actually works sometimes
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    Quote Originally Posted by GalaxyBeatzz View Post
    So I got an extra monitor yesterday, because why not. And I plugged in and I was all happy and I decided to play with a Butterfly Knife and guess what... Yeah it went flying right into my new monitor. Now there's a minor scratch and I could live with it but does anyone of you know a good way to like remove scratches?
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    I thought you meant a CS:GO "butterfly" knife and I was like, "How did you scratch your monitor screen with a virtual knife?" then I thought it was a troll until I realize you were serious.

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    You should scratch it further, break it with a sledgehammer, burn it and then dump it somewhere and then buy another monitor from Amazon and get one of the Amazon refunder to refund it, BAHAHAHA, free monitor!

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    Wow. You really are a retard .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sander The Panda View Post


    You still don't play with your knife around your new equipment you twat.
    -unless you are awfully stupid, which this time around was indeed the case, you can be good at recycling your knife thousands of times, but that doesn't make you being good at it, even a pro can lose a grip of such thing, and of-course you being a dummy who played it near your computer makes me think you are one retarded child.
    I just didn't think about that it could go flying right into it yeah, as I already addressed I'm retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GalaxyBeatzz View Post
    I just didn't think about that it could go flying right into it yeah, as I already addressed I'm retarded.
    You're not just retarded, you're beyond autistic / retarded.
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    Pour some bleach on the monitor

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    How new is it? I don't see why you can't send it back and say it was already damaged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoubleDutch View Post
    How new is it? I don't see why you can't send it back and say it was already damaged.
    Thanks for a serious reply. I already returned one because I bought the wrong one before. And I bought it at the Mediamarkt and they are fucking hard about returning items. Like not friendly to their customers at all.

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    do a hard reset.

    hold the power button and home button for 15 secs then let go of power.

    also if it doesnt work send me a screenshot so i can examine the scratch of the screen

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