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    I'm a retard

    So I got an extra monitor yesterday, because why not. And I plugged in and I was all happy and I decided to play with a Butterfly Knife and guess what... Yeah it went flying right into my new monitor. Now there's a minor scratch and I could live with it but does anyone of you know a good way to like remove scratches?

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    It's time to call 1800 suicide hotline

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    That you are correct. (Your title)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Creator View Post
    That you are correct. (Your title)
    xD I lol'd at this.
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    OP, get a bucket of water and dump them on the outlet connected to the monitor, also make your body fully wet


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    Just live with the scratch and StOP playing with knifes idiota
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyaro View Post
    Just live with the scratch and StOP playing with knifes idiota
    I agree. Idiots who seriously damage things with knives they don't know how to properly use.
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    You sure are a damn retard... Who plays with a knife when they do not know how to? Put that knife away kiddo, and play a game instead... Its like a kid deserves a new monitor then breaks it immediately.
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    go ask tris, i heard he's a well trained monitor repair man


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    Honestly mate, look at the responses you get here:

    Quote Originally Posted by Nik View Post
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    That you are correct. (Your title)
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    OP, get a bucket of water and dump them on the outlet connected to the monitor, also make your body fully wet
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    Just live with the scratch and StOP playing with knifes idiota
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    I agree. Idiots who seriously damage things with knives they don't know how to properly use.
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    You sure are a damn retard... Who plays with a knife when they do not know how to? Put that knife away kiddo, and play a game instead... Its like a kid deserves a new monitor then breaks it immediately.
    And look what google gives you:

    https://lmgtfy.com/?q=monitor+scratch+removal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Sam View Post
    Honestly mate, look at the responses you get here:













    And look what google gives you:

    https://lmgtfy.com/?q=monitor+scratch+removal
    Wow finally a quality post from you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Sam View Post
    Honestly mate, look at the responses you get here:And look what google gives you:https://lmgtfy.com/?q=monitor+scratch+removal
    This kid clearly doesn't know how to use Google, but knows how to ask a question about how to fix it... Blah, useless.
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    Use a detergent. Wipe it with a towel. Your scratch will disappear after 24 hours. Let me know if this work for you. cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sander The Panda View Post
    This kid clearly doesn't know how to use Google, but knows how to ask a question about how to fix it... Blah, useless.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Sam View Post
    Honestly mate, look at the responses you get here:













    And look what google gives you:

    https://lmgtfy.com/?q=monitor+scratch+removal
    I did find this stuff and it seemed kind of weird to use vaseline or an eraser to get it off. By the way I know pretty well how to use a butterfly knife but this had to be the time to lose grip of it and it just had to fly right in my new monitor.

    Honestly if you use LCD-Screen cleaner the visibility of the scratch reduces significantly and I also got a brand new eraser. I'll tell you guys how that worked out.


    I had no idea that people would go full flame on this, thought I kinda prevented it by saying I'm a retard already lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyaro View Post
    Wow finally a quality post from you!
    Goddamn yes! Nyaro approved my post. Time to grab my bucket list!

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