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    Cucumber Salad

    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    A miasma,
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
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    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
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