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    Chuck Norris Game

    Post a random Chuck Norris joke (https://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/ https://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck)
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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
    Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffyStuff View Post
    Post a random Chuck Norris joke (https://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/ https://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck)
    I start.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
    Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
    chuck norris roundhouse kicked fluffystuff for making fun of him.

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    Chuck Norris can speak braille.

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    chuck norris

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    When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women

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    What..... its funny.
    A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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    Chuck norris has never had to pay taxes, he simply sends a picture of himself crouching, ready to attack.

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    chuck norris is chuck norris

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    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Down Syndrome out of a 12 year old boy.

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    They wanted to put chuck norris on Mount Rushmore, but the stone wasn't hard enough for his beard.

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    Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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    If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone in the face at the same time Mr. T. pitties "the fool," the universe will implode.

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    Chuck Norris only has sex ontop of the woman because he never fucks up

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    Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post
    Chuck Norris only has sex ontop of the woman because he never fucks up
    iverson i see ur post count is struggling since ur sis joined mpgh....*snigger*....afraid of her u are.

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