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    Man I don't know what to do with my life.

    Man I'm sad. I'm 22 years old and have a crappy job at a local burger place. I can never pass my drivers test. I don't have any friends besides a southern girl and a mentally retarded guy. My neighbor hates me and my boss only cares about money... Worst of all... I live in a pineapple under the sea.
     

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    You have us at MPGH ! around 4 million isn't enough ?

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    Killing yourself is one way. I would recommend it. My cusin did it, he told me it was nice.

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    I've seen this like 15 times, I literally only read the first sentence and already knew what it was.

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    "Man I'm sad" You don't have to be. You can be happier once you find your happy places.

    "I'm 22 years old and have a crappy job at a local burger place" Find a better job and build up your network.

    "I can never pass my drivers test" Study, or keep practicing driving.

    "I don't have any friends besides a southern girl and a mentally retarded guy" Learn to find some and make new friends. Join your local gym or something, go to community centres, make some online

    "My neighbor hates me" 1st option is to ignore your neighbour. 2nd option is to make your neighbour not hate you.

    "and my boss only cares about money... " Business is business. A part of opening a business is to make money. If you don't like your boss, find a better job where the managers/bosses care about their workers.

    "Worst of all... I live in a pineapple under the sea." You must be Spongebob Squarepants then. You can also live under a rock, if you wish. Jokes aside, if you work harder, change your attitude, find some motivation. You are bound to succeed if you don't give up. You can move from living in a pineapple under the sea to an apartment/condominium/house over the sea.


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    You should probably kill yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ameer View Post
    You have us at MPGH ! around 4 million isn't enough ?
    Hes being Ironic and pretending hes sponebob haha hes funny tho

     


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    Have a 3 way with the hick and the retard. Probably will make you feel better about your self.

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    Thats a sad life, but dont kill youself. At least try to do something like hang out on MPGH or play on a server and meet friends.

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    I hope that people don't actually think that hes being serious...

    Anyways OP, just kys

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    Nice joke?

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    It is even more sad that no one gets the reference.

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