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    We shall rape babies and use them for stem cell research .
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    You know you want to click it

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    o dang thats not a good machine

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    The Great Minded Gourav

    Ok gourav i have figured it out for you.
    Take this machine

    Take the plastic bit off

    now add this blade where the blades go.

    also this blade

    and all these blades

    and probably these as well.


    Your machine should look something like this (green things are blades):


    Now cut a hole in the bottom.


    Plug the weapon (through the hole in the bottom) into your pocket sized battery (not included);


    Run at whoever you want to mug. It would be a good idea to wrap your face in duct tape so you dont get seen:


    Even hardened criminals will run away!




    You can trust me. I just sold the army my newest advancement in technology. The TELLIPHONE.
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    Last edited by ***JAMES***; 02-06-2010 at 09:44 PM.

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    You can use this:

    [IMG]http:/dia.ebaumsworld.com/picture/NastyFO/RAPE.png[/IMG]

    Perfect Machine Ever



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    You are all some pretty fucked up people.
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    hahaah :/ baby rape machine , sounds cute .

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinaReow View Post
    hahaah :/ baby rape machine , sounds cute .
    Mina you fucked up too.
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post


    Welcome to Gouravland.
    what Ryan said

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raven View Post
    Ok gourav i have figured it out for you.
    Take this machine

    Take the plastic bit off

    now add this blade where the blades go.

    also this blade

    and all these blades

    and probably these as well.


    Your machine should look something like this (green things are blades):


    Now cut a hole in the bottom.


    Plug the weapon (through the hole in the bottom) into your pocket sized battery (not included);


    Run at whoever you want to mug. It would be a good idea to wrap your face in duct tape so you dont get seen:


    Even hardened criminals will run away!




    You can trust me. I just sold the army my newest advancement in technology. The TELLIPHONE.
    [IMG]https://ideafix7.files.*********.com/2009/11/l.jpg[/IMG]


    your ideal baby rape machine involves, Gundam, landmines and unicorns that fart butterflies and puke rainbows.
    which your machine completley lacks.

    Your plan needs to revised.


    we need to the ability to farm baby rape machines with greater yields.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raven View Post
    Ok gourav i have figured it out for you.
    Take this machine

    Take the plastic bit off

    now add this blade where the blades go.

    also this blade

    and all these blades

    and probably these as well.


    Your machine should look something like this (green things are blades):


    Now cut a hole in the bottom.


    Plug the weapon (through the hole in the bottom) into your pocket sized battery (not included);


    Run at whoever you want to mug. It would be a good idea to wrap your face in duct tape so you dont get seen:


    Even hardened criminals will run away!




    You can trust me. I just sold the army my newest advancement in technology. The TELLIPHONE.
    [IMG]https://ideafix7.files.*********.com/2009/11/l.jpg[/IMG]
    funniest and longest shit ive seen today XD
    u made my day :P

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    Gourav, I am, sure would have a better explanation Raven...





    THE EYE OF AN ADMINISTRATOR IS UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO IM GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE IM GONNA BE


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    HAD VIRTUAL DETOX

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    That's one sexy as hell idea.

    Moar ideas!

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