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    Sex

    gets me in trouble.

    I should start chasing single girls.

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    I banged a married chick once.

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    You have female as your gender. Did you use a strap on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RJ View Post
    You have female as your gender. Did you use a strap on?
    Yeah, im into that freaky shit you know?

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    Ohh, I know all about that freaky shyt. I almost got into a fight today over me fucking this guys girlfriend before I left for BCT. I told him, "I'm not interested in her now that I've already fucked her."

    He had some of his friends with him, and it didn't look to good for me, but they punked out. I may have gotten my ass beat today if they has some balls.

    The worst part about it is, I'd fuck her again if I got the chance... just cuz...
    Last edited by RJ; 02-11-2010 at 08:08 PM.

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    I managed a 30 year old myself once..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourav2122 View Post
    I managed a 30 year old myself once..

    a great yielding victory is gouravs book
    uhhh nice??

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    My parents are dick fucks so when i was 16, those muther fuckkers left me with a babysitter while they went to Florida for a fucking vacation.

    10 minutes later, a fucking hot a ss chick knocks on the door, and i'm like, hell naw, i didn't order a stripper.

    And she's like, "Silly, I'm your babysitter"

    I almost jizzed in my pants. I banged her that night. That was my 3rd banging and it was the best of them all.

    When the parents came back I told them sorry. To this day, i bang the babysitter.

    Win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redeem3r View Post
    My parents are dick fucks so when i was 16, those muther fuckkers left me with a babysitter while they went to Florida for a fucking vacation.

    10 minutes later, a fucking hot a ss chick knocks on the door, and i'm like, hell naw, i didn't order a stripper.

    And she's like, "Silly, I'm your babysitter"

    I almost jizzed in my pants. I banged her that night. That was my 3rd banging and it was the best of them all.

    When the parents came back I told them sorry. To this day, i bang the babysitter.

    Win.
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    Last edited by GOD; 02-11-2010 at 09:37 PM.
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    Dude what a win
    Everybody wanting to post in crossfire section read these
    https://www.mpgh.net/forum/175-crossf...-5-2011-a.html

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    ive had my fair share of 16 year olds

    P.L.U.R.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neofar View Post
    ive had my fair share of 16 year olds
    i hope the police see that and ure ip gets traced and u get sent to jail


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    I will soon have my sex. Just not now.
    Quote Originally Posted by ViciousArt
    And I've been doing photoshop work for a very long time, and I've never heard of BLANE.

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    This thread is just a troll thread have any of you heard of making love?
    This thread is making me cry yes thats right cry!
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