Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make to MPGH?" and he smiles.
"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change MPGH when you don't know shit?"
I fucking hate those niggers. Collectively. Not racist, I just hate all aboriginals given special rights in Canada. Seriously, those mother fuckers come here and do jack fuck all, then we come(and by 'we' I mean the fucking world, not the 'white man') and industrializes, making it a country worth something we can all enjoy. Then they fucking bitch out rights, like free fucking education and reduced taxes, and all this other great shit. Seriously, a lot of those bastards don't know anything about their own culture.
Same thing goes for French people in Quebec.
It's like those 5th generation asian kids who are like "I'm chinease", but know jack fuck all about their own cluture. No your not mother fucker, your fucking Canadian, deal with it.
Last edited by radnomguywfq3; 02-16-2010 at 04:15 AM.