Thread: Obama Joke!

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 34
  1. #1
    CyberGenius's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    MPGH
    Posts
    10,434
    Reputation
    345
    Thanks
    2,082
    My Mood
    Amused

    Obama Joke!

    Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make to MPGH?" and he smiles.

    "OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change MPGH when you don't know shit?"

  2. #2
    R3V's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Well
    Posts
    3,924
    Reputation
    36
    Thanks
    328
    2L2R
    .

  3. #3
    scimmyboy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Gender
    male
    Location
    https://mpgh.net MPGHCash: $442,596,199
    Posts
    5,649
    Reputation
    26
    Thanks
    895
    My Mood
    Happy
    wasnt funny at all.

  4. #4
    Doc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Gender
    female
    Location
    In your meatus
    Posts
    23,573
    Reputation
    2920
    Thanks
    5,343
    My Mood
    Twisted
    Once again you prove yourself of having no sense of humor. This is not in the slightest bit funny.

  5. #5
    FORCE™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Omg ure a pedaphile
    Posts
    4,226
    Reputation
    69
    Thanks
    665
    My Mood
    Goofy
    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wait, i dont get it


    LIVERPOOL FC


  6. #6
    scimmyboy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Gender
    male
    Location
    https://mpgh.net MPGHCash: $442,596,199
    Posts
    5,649
    Reputation
    26
    Thanks
    895
    My Mood
    Happy
    Quote Originally Posted by sendi11 View Post
    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wait, i dont get it
    ur not the only one

  7. #7
    Empire's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    .Alwayz.
    Posts
    19,896
    Reputation
    659
    Thanks
    1,346
    My Mood
    Pensive
    its an old joke, not supposed to relate to mpgh. Fail.


  8. #8
    scimmyboy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Gender
    male
    Location
    https://mpgh.net MPGHCash: $442,596,199
    Posts
    5,649
    Reputation
    26
    Thanks
    895
    My Mood
    Happy
    Quote Originally Posted by Empire View Post
    its an old joke, not supposed to relate to mpgh. Fail.
    he switched United States to mpgh

  9. #9
    radnomguywfq3's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Gender
    male
    Location
    J:\E\T\A\M\A\Y.exe
    Posts
    8,858
    Reputation
    381
    Thanks
    1,813
    My Mood
    Sad
    How many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  10. #10
    scimmyboy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Gender
    male
    Location
    https://mpgh.net MPGHCash: $442,596,199
    Posts
    5,649
    Reputation
    26
    Thanks
    895
    My Mood
    Happy
    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    How man niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    how many Canadians does it take to mess up the opening olympic ceremony?

  11. #11
    radnomguywfq3's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Gender
    male
    Location
    J:\E\T\A\M\A\Y.exe
    Posts
    8,858
    Reputation
    381
    Thanks
    1,813
    My Mood
    Sad
    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post
    how many Canadians does it take to mess up the opening olympic ceremony?
    Just a couple of high aboriginals.

  12. #12
    scimmyboy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Gender
    male
    Location
    https://mpgh.net MPGHCash: $442,596,199
    Posts
    5,649
    Reputation
    26
    Thanks
    895
    My Mood
    Happy
    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    Just a couple of high aboriginals.
    .

  13. #13
    FORCE™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Omg ure a pedaphile
    Posts
    4,226
    Reputation
    69
    Thanks
    665
    My Mood
    Goofy
    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    How many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    5232 million


    LIVERPOOL FC


  14. #14
    radnomguywfq3's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Gender
    male
    Location
    J:\E\T\A\M\A\Y.exe
    Posts
    8,858
    Reputation
    381
    Thanks
    1,813
    My Mood
    Sad
    I fucking hate those niggers. Collectively. Not racist, I just hate all aboriginals given special rights in Canada. Seriously, those mother fuckers come here and do jack fuck all, then we come(and by 'we' I mean the fucking world, not the 'white man') and industrializes, making it a country worth something we can all enjoy. Then they fucking bitch out rights, like free fucking education and reduced taxes, and all this other great shit. Seriously, a lot of those bastards don't know anything about their own culture.

    Same thing goes for French people in Quebec.

    It's like those 5th generation asian kids who are like "I'm chinease", but know jack fuck all about their own cluture. No your not mother fucker, your fucking Canadian, deal with it.
    Last edited by radnomguywfq3; 02-16-2010 at 04:15 AM.

  15. #15
    Oneirish's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Gender
    male
    Location
    3Oh!3, Colorado
    Posts
    4,573
    Reputation
    876
    Thanks
    865
    My Mood
    Inspired
    This was the most fail thread...

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. NOT FOR THE FEEBLE MINDED no joke
    By iverson954360 in forum General
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: 11-01-2006, 04:05 PM
  2. Blonde jokes!
    By sf0d in forum General
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 09-26-2006, 05:44 PM
  3. Emo Joke *poke* *poke*
    By arunforce in forum General
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 09-18-2006, 02:57 PM
  4. One liner jokes :P
    By SATANICAT in forum Entertainment
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 09-15-2006, 12:17 AM
  5. Bandwidth Pictures (Funny, no joke)
    By arunforce in forum General
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: 07-18-2006, 01:36 AM