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    Omegle Thread

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: GIVE A JEW SUM GOLD
    You: PLZ
    Stranger: I LOVE JEWS
    You: IM A JEW
    You: GIVE MEH GOLD
    Stranger: I WILL GIVE YOU SOME GOLD
    You: YAY
    Stranger: BUT I WANT A BAGEL
    You: HOW ABOUT A PIZZA
    Stranger: BETTER AND BETTER
    You: PIZZA AND BAGEL 4 GOLD OK?
    Stranger: YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL, JEW
    You: IM SO CHEAP
    You: I CANT PAY ATTENTION
    Stranger: LETS GO TO A BAR MITZVAH AND EAT MATZAH BREAD
    You: YUM
    You: I HAD MY BAR MITZVAH AT WALMART BIATCH
    Stranger: I LOVE WALMART TOO
    You: ITS A JEW PARADISE
    You: I CAN GET CHEAP DEALS!!!
    Stranger: YES
    Stranger: YOU ARE NOT A REAL JEW
    Stranger: WALMARET IS NON KOSHER
    Stranger: MOTHER FUCK YOU IMPERSONATOR
    You: WALMARET IS NOT KOSHER... WALMART IS
    Stranger: I WILL CIRCUMCISE YOU
    You: I CUT UR BAWLS OFF
    You: ALTHOUGH U HAVE NONE
    Stranger: I will suture your asshole shut and watch you slowly die since you cant pass solid waste.
    You: I SHALL CUT UR BAWLS OFF AND SHOVE MY DICK IN UR EYELIDS TILL YOU COUGH BLOOD THEN I WILL REACH DOWN AND TAKE UR HEART AND SPRINKLE KETCHUP ON IT AND EAT IT YUM
    You: I TAKE UR MOM AND EAT HER 4 LUNCH
    You: THEN, I TAKE UR DAD AND DRIVE HIM TO MEXICO AND GET HIM SOLD AS A SLAVE FOR 3.95
    You: WHAT
    Stranger: I will cut off your balls, poke out your eyes, and switch em around. I will cut off your dick and shove it up your ass. I'll put kerosene all over your little sister/brother/dog and light it on fire. Then I'll put him/her/it out and fors\ce you to eat the charred remains
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    pretty fail joke
    everybody lies


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    Quote Originally Posted by greathamza View Post
    pretty fail joke
    Post your conversation GOGOGO.

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    Stranger: Hi!
    You: Hey, is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
    Stranger: ...
    Stranger: What's updog?
    You: Nothing.


    trollface.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by apezwijn View Post
    Stranger: Hi!
    You: Hey, is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
    Stranger: ...
    Stranger: What's updog?
    You: Nothing.


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    Lol? .
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Hi.
    You: If you insult I will hack your computer.
    You: No joke.
    You: Just try.
    You: Hello.
    You: I am gonna hack in 10 seconds.
    You: 5 seconds.
    You: 1 seconds.3
    You: Done, be ready to be hacked.
    You have disconnected.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hey (:
    You: if u flame ill hack ur computer
    You: i know your IP
    You: now, going to send u some trojans
    You: be ready
    Stranger: You're scary!
    You: to
    You: DIEEE
    You: your PC will crash
    You: in some minutes
    Stranger: AHHHHHHHHH
    You: because, i send u the ultra dick virus
    Stranger: These aren't good start up lines
    Stranger: Your just being mean
    You: Dick virus, 50% sent
    You: 60%
    Stranger: You kinda need a dick to do that <.< I see yours failed
    You: BE READY
    You: TO DIIE
    You: MOFOKA
    You: NIGGER
    You: SUCK MY DICK
    Stranger: Oh snap. You did not just get racist on me bitch.
    You: OHHH FK
    You: Dick Virus = 95%
    Stranger: Your dick is as small as your brain. You could lose it in your pants <.<
    You: AND DONE, U R MFKING PWNED BY MPGH, FUCK YOU
    You: MY DICK is
    You: 9m long
    You: it is sticking out of my pants
    You: i can fuck a girl, who is 9metres away from me
    You: ah..how is that?
    You: fuck fuck fuck..9 metres away
    Stranger: So your lazy, and a dick
    Stranger: This is an accomplishment how?
    You: IDK
    You: INSANE
    You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHA
    You: BITCHES
    Stranger: Even a prostitute wouldn't do it with you <.<
    You: KING
    Obama
    Endrit
    Fabz
    OMARz
    V I R U S
    Axel
    Drsynyster
    Kamikaze < he personally

    WILL FKING RAPE U
    You: till u DIE
    You: NIGGER
    Stranger: I wonder if you have friends.
    Stranger: Maybe God can save you!
    You: DEVIL IS MY GOD
    You: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
    Stranger: Lord bless this dying soul!
    You: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, im feeling this! Devil is giving me power! My dick is growing!
    You: 25 metres
    You: OMFG
    You: kthxbai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    You have disconnected.

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    You: f/m?
    Stranger: im male, shall iq uit?
    Stranger: *shall I quit
    You: why
    Stranger: well,
    Stranger: most persons asking m/f? instead of a normnal greeting quit after they know I was male
    You: yup
    You: i know
    Stranger: get it?
    Stranger: mkay
    You: yeah
    Stranger: so who are you?
    You: M
    You: whats up
    Stranger: ncie name
    Stranger: u gay?
    Stranger: dammit *.*
    You: lol

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    Wtf? Nice name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoubleDutch View Post
    Wtf? Nice name?
    yup, i was like ``WTF`` too ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Bones Brook View Post


    > Asians

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    Quote Originally Posted by DnsLeak View Post
    Yes I agree with this guy. Boombox is a most retard shit mpgh staff I ever know. Previously a user open scam report open on me saying that I bitcoin double spent him and this shit Boombox shit talk and agree on it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    hahahah boombox is a piece of shit who deserves CS

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    every1 on that site is like "asl" and then like pretend to be a girl and are like "wanna cyber fuck"

    Quote Originally Posted by DnsLeak View Post
    Yes I agree with this guy. Boombox is a most retard shit mpgh staff I ever know. Previously a user open scam report open on me saying that I bitcoin double spent him and this shit Boombox shit talk and agree on it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    hahahah boombox is a piece of shit who deserves CS

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