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    Only In russia

    Thief steals broken car

    A russian thief did not get far after he stole a car from a repair shop in southern Moscow without realising the car had no brakes.
    When the 24-year-old thief tried to get away with the broken Nissan Primera, he noticed the car had no brakes. After sailing trough a set of traffic lights he smashed into another car.

    A Moscow police spokesman said: "He told us he had seen mechanics do a paint job on the car and saw them leave the keys in the ignition so he decided to take his chance."

    "But what he didn't know was that the car was also getting new brakes fitted."

    The thief was arrested and charged with theft.


    Hahahahahahaha

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    ...lol

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    dumb russians


    Shifty sexy shit


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    That's rather unfortunate.

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    yeh i lol'd hard at this!

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    Cool story bro

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    proof?
    Quote Originally Posted by -James View Post
    If i suck your cock everyday can i get a government job?

    Gillard = Communist
    "Australia stands ready to provide any assistance, such as energy assistance, bilateral development or any safeguard expertise that we may be able to offer”


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    Poor guy, What a dumb-ass though.
    I'm back.

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    Fucking dumb ass russians

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    You don't need brakes to drive....
    ~
    "If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first." John 15:18

    "True strength isn't determined by when a man has a lot and gives enough, but when he has nothing left but keeps on giving."
    "A man is determined by the strength of his will."
    "Courage has nothing to do with ascertaining any sense of certainty, but the will to go on even
    in the face of uncertainty." - Arhk



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    happens to every human.
    if it would happen to u, u would be scared to tell tht to somebody.

    Dumb russians? Do u really think tht an accident like this has ever happened only in Russia?
    Sure in America also, or UK, Europe,Australia.. etc...

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    I've only seen this in Russia. That was paroxysm's brother, and hes a crack head... so it makes sense





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    I've only seen this in Russia. That was paroxysm's brother, and hes a crack head... so it makes sense
    still, it can happen everywhere to anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arhk View Post
    You don't need brakes to drive....
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    you do if your russian

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