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    FML

    Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
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    then ur doing a great job.

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    You should become a communist.

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    Sorry for this edit!
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    Sam is just doing his jab.
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    Fail @ editing.

    You're lying, also.

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    Stop editing ur posts faggot.

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    are you sure it was her breath and not yours?
    everybody lies


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    Obvious troll is obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBourne View Post
    Obvious troll is obvious.
    you still want to fuck Endrit? Airfag!
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    Everyone shut the fuck up, especially you trolloldassmotherfuckersam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EndRiT View Post
    Everyone shut the fuck up, especially you trolloldassmotherfuckersam.
    NO U

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    Dead Bones Brook.. YOUR HOT!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam619 View Post
    Dead Bones Brook.. YOUR HOT!!
    its a guy

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