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    Pastafarianism or Christianity?

    Christianity :: A God who made the world and promised to abolish ALL evil.
    (And failed).

    Pastafarianism :: The Flying Spaghetti Monster who created the earth, and promised that if one ate enough spaghetti, he would enlighten them and grow the eaters penis to its maximum potential, giving you an erection larger than ever seen by man.

    So, which one do you choose?




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    and im aint fag,
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    Flying Spaghetti Monster, lol
    nither one..

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    Pastafarianism sounds like it makes more sense

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    Pastafarianism seems less likely to disappoint.

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    Cristianity is waaaaaay cooler becouse i like to see people fail b4 my eyes

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    Pastafarianism is almost as much of a win as raptor jesus....

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    The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a false god, the real good is the Holy Invisible Pink Unicorn


    ALL BOW DOWN TO IT'S INVISIBLE PINKNESS!
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    naws u just mad proxymon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paroxysm View Post
    The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a false god, the real good is the Holy Invisible Pink Unicorn


    ALL BOW DOWN TO IT'S INVISIBLE PINKNESS!
    I can see it..




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    Christianity was just a huge publicity stunt, there was no jebus..

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    Jebus should have been his actual name... that would have been so awesome




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    Quote Originally Posted by SloaMoeDaea View Post
    Christianity :: A God who made the world and promised to abolish ALL evil.
    (And failed).

    Pastafarianism :: The Flying Spaghetti Monster who created the earth, and promised that if one ate enough spaghetti, he would enlighten them and grow the eaters penis to its maximum potential, giving you an erection larger than ever seen by man.

    So, which one do you choose?
    Pastafarianism's "fruits" are self contradictory and create a paradox within itself. If more than 1 person were to eat enough spaghetti and if they were to see each other in the bathroom, the following growth in the nether-region would cause a disruption in the universe soo huge that it would implode into nothingness thus proving Flying Spaghetti Monster as a false god.

    Quote Originally Posted by th3reaper View Post
    Christianity was just a huge publicity stunt, there was no jebus..

    Agnostic FTW
    Need I even point out how that is wrong?

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