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    Norweigan Prisons

    so i was reading this article in Time magazine about how prisons in norway are like hotels with TVs in every cell and beautiful walls and floors instead of the usual cinderblock. the prisoners are treated with respect and the guards sometimes play sports and hang out with them, and the prisoners get to take cooking classes and things and then they leave the prison as better people

    so im thinking this is a great idea you know, instead of making prisons be like punishments, we should make them more like rehabilitation centers so prisoners can better their ways.
    so then i ask myself: why dont we do this here?

    and then i realized. norway doesnt have black people, and black people can't handle having nice things.



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    If it isn't punishment, lazy people will purposely go to prison so they can get off easily without having to go to work for the rest of their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Void View Post
    If it isn't punishment, lazy people will purposely go to prison so they can get off easily without having to go to work for the rest of their lives.
    Exactly

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    lazy people
    i.e: african americans



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    Haha this is true.

    They can't handle having nice things
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    If prisons were nice people would want to go to em ahah

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    This won't happen.

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    Hmm, I guess Obama, KING, blacksaber, scruffy, and all the other blacks here can't handle their status's. OH WAIT!

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    Morale of the story kids: It pays to do crime.





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    I don't get caught: I live a better life

    I do get caught: I live a better life.

    From a poor-robbers persons perspective, that place is like the USA for illegal immigrants here.


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    You guys are late, Paroxysm posted this before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Attiusca View Post

    Norway doesnt have black people, and black people can't handle having nice things.
    Why do they even have prisons if there are no black people in Norway?

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