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    Ok, i need help asap!

    Aight, im meeting my gf's parents in a weeks time, and there gonna fkin be asking me questions, like

    wtf is ur intentions for louise?

    and im like, wtf

    so i need u guys help to think of sumtin,

    cuz i got nothing

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    Tell them that ur intentions are to use KY jelly in her ass.

    Last edited by AVGN; 05-06-2010 at 06:15 AM.



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    Just act natural and be polite. It's all gonna turn out fine.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOUISE
    STONED AS A MOTHERFUCKER


    ahahahahhahhhh

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    And your asking MPGH. Lol.

    Tell them u wanna get her pregnant, that will make them real happy, NOT.

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    l.ol, true, asking mpgh for advice, is like asking a rabbit for a gold key...it aint gonna happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post
    Tell them that ur intentions are to use KY jelly in her ass.

    Nice one, I am still lmao..

    As if you would ask a serious question like that on mpgh, tell her dad you are just using her to get to her mum

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    Just Say This. I will Use Condom,Durex,so that your daughter does not get pregnant
    Last edited by ragecry; 05-06-2010 at 06:42 AM.

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    Say u have no intentions except to support her intentions. The want to see that you respect her is all.

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    Act natural, Be cool, And polite. /end

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    tell them u want t use her as a model for ur photography


    Shifty sexy shit


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    IN seriousness probably best to be natural, otherwise if all you really want to do is hump and dump her, just lie alot.
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    "If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first." John 15:18

    "True strength isn't determined by when a man has a lot and gives enough, but when he has nothing left but keeps on giving."
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    Tell them that you only want sex and you would love fri's with that

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    be cool...stay chill..dont swear dont talk about drugs....ummm talk about sports with her dad idk man just be cool dont kiss your gf in front of em pretty much all u have to do... is not act like an idiot -.- its not that hard

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    Tell them you just want the best for your girlfriend and that you have plans for the future.

    BTW, how old are you?



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