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    Dead baby jokes

    Lets do dis.

    Sorry if any of you are baby daddy's/momma's that had an abortion,

    I'm only laughing more.

    How many babies does it take to paint a house?
    Depends how hard you throw them.

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    That is cruel .

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    Life is cruel.

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    I don't know any baby jokes but

    Why are Chinese people so cheap?

    Because they're made in China

    lame, I don't care.

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    Dats cold...

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    Why did the dead baby cross the road?
    It was chained to a bumper

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnonTyler View Post
    Why did the dead baby cross the road?
    It was chained to a bumper
    That's probably the cruelest thing you could do to someone... Dat ain't even funny.

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    Pretty fucked up. Don't even understand how their 'jokes' .

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    Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sosodistinct View Post
    Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.
    I LOL'D.

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?
    You don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!


    And if you guys are all upset, close the thread.

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    Not upset, it's just not funny

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    I beg to differ.

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    Their just stupid......

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