No seriously, wtf?
Cleverbot:How are you?
Me:Indeed, do you know of the web site 'MPGH.net"?
Cleverbot:Yes I have heard of exorcists.
Cleverbot:I thought so.
Cleverbot: Do you have the time to listen to me whine.
Cleverbot:What time is it?
Me:Go fuck yourself.
Cleverbot:I am so ashamed and saddened.
Me:I give a fuck?
Cleverbot:'the heart has reasons that reason does not understand.' -jacques benigne bossuel.