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    Epic win

    My girlfriend was doing the usual today...
    you know when girls act all stupid, or say they are stupid, just to get a complement.
    and it has to be the RIGHT complement

    GF: Gregggggg, im so stupid "sadface"
    ME: No your not
    GF: Yes iiiiii aaaaaaaammmm

    Btw this is where the smart thing to do is to tell her not to be so silly, silly being the key word, not stupid. and that you love her unconditionally

    ME: I wouldnt be with you if you were
    GF: Whats that suppose to mean > : ( <----------- ITS A TRAP YO!!!
    ME: Well on the very rare occasion, im going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it would be nice if you have something interesting to say.


    Edit:
    she was madddd

    i styled it out, because i am pure win
    that and she knows i can have her thrown in jail for sleeping with a minor OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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    Lol thats funny, but pics or it didn't happen.,


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    Quote Originally Posted by English View Post
    that and she knows i can have her thrown in jail for sleeping with a minor OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    I thought you were like 17?

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    Woman are brain ninjas, as Dane Cook points out 3:00

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    Cool story bruh.

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    You just pwned her.


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    i styled it out, because i am pure win
    that and she knows i can have her thrown in jail for sleeping with a minor OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




    wow greg soo if you would do that to her your with her why for sex ? idk

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    Quote Originally Posted by legendaryabbo View Post
    I thought you were like 17?
    yea and shes 19

    uk law states when your 16 you can have sex, but when your 18 you can no longer have sex with someone younger than 18

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    I wouldn't have my dick nowhere near those english teeth

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    How the english role.

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