My girlfriend was doing the usual today...
you know when girls act all stupid, or say they are stupid, just to get a complement.
and it has to be the RIGHT complement
GF: Gregggggg, im so stupid "sadface"
ME: No your not
GF: Yes iiiiii aaaaaaaammmm
Btw this is where the smart thing to do is to tell her not to be so silly, silly being the key word, not stupid. and that you love her unconditionally
ME: I wouldnt be with you if you were
GF: Whats that suppose to mean > : ( <----------- ITS A TRAP YO!!!
ME: Well on the very rare occasion, im going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it would be nice if you have something interesting to say.
she was madddd
i styled it out, because i am pure win
that and she knows i can have her thrown in jail for sleeping with a minor OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first." John 15:18
"True strength isn't determined by when a man has a lot and gives enough, but when he has nothing left but keeps on giving."
"A man is determined by the strength of his will."
"Courage has nothing to do with ascertaining any sense of certainty, but the will to go on even
in the face of uncertainty." - Arhk