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    Programming Languages xD

    C / C++:

    Quote Originally Posted by Richard A. O’Keefe
    Fifty years of programming language research, and we end up with C++?
    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Gray
    Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bjarne Stroustrup
    In C++ it’s harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.
    Java:

    Quote Originally Posted by Alanna
    Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Sewell
    If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
    ...LMAO


    /Discuss /Make ur own..

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    >If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.

    lol

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    well FLAME i know for you that you're an expert in VB ;D

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    Put on oven mits and try to pleasure yourself, that's what any managed language is like.
    ~
    "If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first." John 15:18

    "True strength isn't determined by when a man has a lot and gives enough, but when he has nothing left but keeps on giving."
    "A man is determined by the strength of his will."
    "Courage has nothing to do with ascertaining any sense of certainty, but the will to go on even
    in the face of uncertainty." - Arhk



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