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    Job Secrets

    As the title says it post JOB secrets that you personally know of from experience.

    Grocery Store(I worked at one for 6 months)
    -Don't ever get the shit in the front, its most likely the oldest, get the shit in the back.
    -If its a small grocery store you can still a lot of shit and not get caught(When i worked there i stole a bag of pizza rolls every time i worked)
    -The eggs and milk are brought in weekly
    -If its a family grocery store, they most likely don't have censors
    -If a family grocery store, there's only 2 cameras(1 by the front door, and another by the back door)
    -We don't care if you eat the candy that you bag yourself
    -Don't act suspicious, manager will stop you.
    -Don't get the cheese from the back though, shit is probably old and expired, too much cheese to face


    Caribou Coffee ( Worked at one for 4months)
    -If you get the COTD, and we don't have the dark or vice versa, we give you the other until we make more
    -The coffee is actually fresh, we made it every hour on the hour
    -The Chocolate used to come from powder, not anymore
    -Your coffee won't be shit if you leave a tip
    -The supervisor gets paid 50 cents more than a team member.
    -Supervisor doesn't do shit if its slow though
    -Don't use the wifi, they record everything you do and send it to the FBI
    -If you come often and don't buy anything, the employees will get suspicious
    -If you're nice enough to the cashier, they'll give you some add ons free



    Restaurant (Dine in type)(7Months and still working)
    -Everything comes in bags, except meats, cheeses, milk, and veggies and fruits.
    -If it looks like its dry, its most likely been sitting in the heatlamp for over 15min
    -Your food is actually done, 5-10 minutes before you actually get it
    -Don't order a lot of complicated stuff, the cooks will most likely fuck it up
    -Simple is better, better quality
    -NEVER get onion rings, unless you enjoy 1000 calories
    -If you're getting a steak, it comes vacuumed wrapped
    -Veggie Burgers are premade
    -If you see a kitchen manager, give them shit, they probably don't do shit
    -If you get wings, they are actually real wings, they come raw and we boil them first, then portion, and fry when you order them.
    -If it looks like it could give you a heart attack it probably can.
    -Don't act too nice to the server, they'll expect a big tip if you do.


    ill add more later
    Last edited by CaT-; 06-17-2010 at 05:43 PM.


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    good info is good

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    Lol, i thought you were like 14 (Looked like in your picture)
    HAHHAHA, Onion Rings?
    I get the Blooming Onion at Lonestar and Outback though
    o-o every other Onion Ring at other restaurants can SMD


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    Everything at my store is 1.5k calories>

    Big steak omelette's is like 2100 calories

    Even the salads are over 1k calories


    I have alot of work experience this is like my 5th job..

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    Good to know I guess .
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    Quote Originally Posted by jabuuty671 View Post
    Lol, i thought you were like 14 (Looked like in your picture)
    HAHHAHA, Onion Rings?
    I get the Blooming Onion at Lonestar and Outback though
    o-o every other Onion Ring at other restaurants can SMD
    They still have a lot of calories

    -added more stuff.


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    Thats nice, thank you, Kitty.

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    No thanks though(i need them :P) haha, obama i would like to know the secrets of where you've worked.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jabuuty671 View Post
    +1 Rep for the CS.
    No Thanks for you.


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    Good info is good

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaT- View Post

    -Don't use the wifi, they record everything you do and send it to the FBI
    wut .

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    Do not use wifi. They record it and send to FBI

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    Quote Originally Posted by DawgPound View Post

    Do not use wifi. They record it and send to FBI
    O hai im dawgpound and i repeat what the other person said.

    Why would they send to fbi

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    Quote Originally Posted by LegendaryAbbo View Post
    O hai im dawgpound and i repeat what the other person said.

    Why would they send to fbi
    So they can search for any illicit sites(like cp). not all caribous have filters.
    also they use a linksys router.


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