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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    Loled for Like 10 minutes when I saw that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshua2222 View Post
    Loled for Like 10 minutes when I saw that

    of course you did

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyperion View Post
    The only thing smaller than an Asian's penis is a Negro's to-do list.

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    To continue the dead baby jokes, i've got a whole bunch!

    DISCLAIMER: If you have a problem with dead baby jokes, please do not read the following. Also, please don't test this out to see if they are "more fun". Thank you. Oh yeah, these are just JOKES, please treat them that way.


    What's more fun than stapling a baby to a wall?

    A. Ripping it off again!

    How do you get a dead baby into a bucket?

    A. Blender.

    How do you get the dead baby out of the bucket again?

    A. Nachos.

    What's more fun than throwing a baby out of a plane?

    A. Catching it with a pitchfork.

    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

    A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

    Uhhh....running out here

    What's more fun than nailing 5 babies to a tree?

    A. Nailing 1 baby to 5 trees.


    If these offended anyone, I apologise but they are merely jokes so don't get too worked up please? You're not supposed to think about them overmuch :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Deezy View Post
    To continue the dead baby jokes, i've got a whole bunch!

    DISCLAIMER: If you have a problem with dead baby jokes, please do not read the following. Also, please don't test this out to see if they are "more fun". Thank you. Oh yeah, these are just JOKES, please treat them that way.


    What's more fun than stapling a baby to a wall?

    A. Ripping it off again!

    How do you get a dead baby into a bucket?

    A. Blender.

    How do you get the dead baby out of the bucket again?

    A. Nachos.

    What's more fun than throwing a baby out of a plane?

    A. Catching it with a pitchfork.

    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

    A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

    Uhhh....running out here

    What's more fun than nailing 5 babies to a tree?

    A. Nailing 1 baby to 5 trees.


    If these offended anyone, I apologise but they are merely jokes so don't get too worked up please? You're not supposed to think about them overmuch :P
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    Fine den.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeremy S. Anderson
    There are only two things to come out of Berkley, Unix and LSD,
    and I don’t think this is a coincidence
    You can win the rat race,
    But you're still nothing but a fucking RAT.


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    Simple PE Cipher
    FilthyHooker - Simple Hooking Class
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    Simple Injection - An in-depth look
    MPGH's .NET SDK
    eJect - Simple Injector
    Basic PE Explorer (BETA)

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