Ok so a guy walks into a bar and he sits next to a blonde and she's watching the 6:00 news and there's a guy on top of a building getting ready to jump off, the guy says " I think he's gonna jump" blonde says " No, I don't think so" guy says " I'll bet you 5$ he'll jump, and he pulls out 5$" blonde says " Ok." next thing you know the guy jumps off the building. The blonde goes to pull out 5$ and the guy says " No I cant take your money I saw this on the 5:00 news" the blonde says " So did I, but I didn't think he would jump again."
posted that before but i still think its funny