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    Little communist

    I found a little communist, he was outside hiding in our car tire. I figure his plan was to try and get a free ride. But I took him out, but he went hiding in the hedges. Finally got him and put him in the house, but it's a little kitten and all it does is stick itself in places it can't get out of. It scratches and bites, and it's constantly mewing which I think is suppose to be some kind of growl.

    My mom is going to be taking the little communist to the Humane Society.
    He's already so small and in the socialist regime, he mews all day, does nothing, and I had to give it a bowl of milk and everything.
    It doesn't do anything but try to hiss and growl and scratch when you get close to it, only thing it's too small to make any of those noises so it just sounds like he's squeaking and mewing all the time.
    If it weren't such a communist my plan would have been to train it so that it could do something in society, but it's just a little freeloading socialist kitten that scratches people.
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    "True strength isn't determined by when a man has a lot and gives enough, but when he has nothing left but keeps on giving."
    "A man is determined by the strength of his will."
    "Courage has nothing to do with ascertaining any sense of certainty, but the will to go on even
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    I wont read that
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    Or I kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryci View Post
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    Or I kill you.
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    Bitch ass spam Rats, Fighting Communism is serious business.
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    My mom is a communist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koreans View Post
    My mom is a communist.
    Fuck your mother
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koreans View Post
    My mom is a communist.

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