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Stranger: waz up
You: not much
You: its 12h30
You: and i have to wake up at 6
You: so i got 5h30 of sleep left
Stranger: i'm sry man
You: its k i have insomnia
You: so im used 2 it
Stranger: so wat u wan't to talk bout
Stranger: sence u know
Stranger: me eitha
You: my ps3 recently broke
You: that bummed me out
Stranger: dang mani know wat u mean
You: urs broke too?
Stranger: yeah droped it in water
You: How did that happen?
You: ps3's dont usually drop in water
Stranger: i was listening to it out side and my sister pushed me and it fell in a ditch full of water
Stranger: lol i know
You: Listening to it?
You: Are we talking about the same thing?
Stranger: in my car
You: Playstation 3?
You: your sister pushed you while you were in a car
You: and it fell in a ditch
Stranger: its weird i know i don't believe it eitha
You: along with your car i presume
You: what happened next? Did a wild snorlax appear?
Stranger: i have weird things happen to me
You: Sir are you intoxicated?
Stranger: no lol
You: Im going to need for you to step out of the vehicle sir.
Stranger: r u a cop
You: Sir dont play games with me, step out of the vehicle with your hands above your head
Stranger: i don't think i need to
You: We have reason to believe that you are a possible suspect in the riverside killings.
Stranger: well hell
Stranger: me to
You: I will not repeat myself sir, Please step out of the vehicle.
Stranger: i'm scared
Stranger: there is a riverside killer out here
You: We have reason to believe the riverside killer is inside your vehicle, Sir
You: Were going to need for you to step out
Stranger: what if he gets me
You: Sir im going to need to see your license registration and proof of insurance before we proceed any further.
Stranger: i ain't got none with me i left my wallet at the house and this ain't my car
Stranger: am i on camera
You: Sir, I have the right to open fire on you at any moment if you give me probable cause. Are you going to cooperate or not?
You: I am giving you one last chance, Please step out of the vehicle/
Stranger: u can't do that im not armed
Stranger: i have kids
You: That colt m1911 in your right gun holster begs to differ.
Stranger: what i don't see it
Stranger: get it
Stranger: i want to see it
You: Sir, I have had enough of playing games with you.
Stranger: wat games
Stranger: plz don't mess with my mind it ain't nice
You: I will proceed to open fire, then wipe my fingerprints and place my colt m1911 into your hand. I will also shoot myself in the arm so I look as if youve fired at me. I will fire on you with my standard issue glock.
Stranger: ur a butt
Stranger: thats gonna suck in court
You: Forensics will conclude that it is my firearm that would have killed you and "my" colt m1911 that you have used to wound me.
You: You wont live to make the court date, Sir.
Stranger: well hell better get out of the car then
You: Thank you sir.
Stranger: i jus don't see u shooting ur self
You: This was just a routine check, Thanks for cooperating and have a nice day okay?
You: Please sir do not poke holes into my law and order type plan/
You: For I reserve the right to open fire.
Stranger: not on a unarmed man u don't
You: For the last time sir, After I shoot you I will place a colt m1911 into your hands.
You: You were armed
You: and you were dangerous
You: Notice how I use the past tense
Stranger: lmao ur wanting to be a cop arn't u
You: naa im just tired as fuck
You: good convo bro
Stranger: np had plenty of practice
You have disconnected.