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    Quote Originally Posted by -Simply-Own- View Post
    I Signed Up What Do I Do Now?
    you get naked and dance


    My private army.
    Steam : Jesus Puncher


    "For he is all knowing, stand together and rise with him and accept the lord as your almighty wingman"
    - Genesis 4:20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boombox View Post
    What the fuck is a tatas?
    dont they teach you any thing in school?
    an LOL



    My games;

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    They didn't teach me what tatas is :/


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    "For he is all knowing, stand together and rise with him and accept the lord as your almighty wingman"
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    idk what A tatas is either, but I know what tatas are, lol i told my Principal that his tatas were Showing
    he didn't know what the Fuck I was talking about
    If you need somebody to talk to... click here. This is not a scam, or a joke.
    Help me afford my next tattoo!


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    There's like 4 omegle threads in general including this one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CaT- View Post
    There's like 4 omegle threads in general including this one.
    /yea omegle is fail

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    Omegle is just fucking Hilarious
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    Omegle is for everyone
    Chatroulette is for gays.

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    lol .
    50 grand every week, fuckin' rat budget.
    I win, always.

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    This is typical in omegle.

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    This is old, I saved the convo log though.



    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: yo
    Stranger: waz up
    You: not much
    You: its 12h30
    You: and i have to wake up at 6
    You: so i got 5h30 of sleep left
    You:
    Stranger: i'm sry man
    You: its k i have insomnia
    You: so im used 2 it
    Stranger: danm
    Stranger: damn*
    You: yeah
    Stranger: so wat u wan't to talk bout
    Stranger: sence u know
    You: dunno
    You: yeah
    Stranger: me eitha
    You: my ps3 recently broke
    You: that bummed me out
    Stranger: dang mani know wat u mean
    You: urs broke too?
    Stranger: yeah droped it in water
    You: Hmm
    You: Interesting
    You: How did that happen?
    Stranger: why
    You: ps3's dont usually drop in water
    Stranger: i was listening to it out side and my sister pushed me and it fell in a ditch full of water
    Stranger: lol i know
    You: Listening to it?
    You: Are we talking about the same thing?
    Stranger: in my car
    You: Playstation 3?
    You: your sister pushed you while you were in a car
    You: and it fell in a ditch
    Stranger: its weird i know i don't believe it eitha
    You: along with your car i presume
    Stranger: lol
    You: what happened next? Did a wild snorlax appear?
    Stranger: who
    You: lol\
    Stranger: i have weird things happen to me
    You: Sir are you intoxicated?
    Stranger: no lol
    You: Im going to need for you to step out of the vehicle sir.
    Stranger: why
    Stranger: r u a cop
    You: Sir dont play games with me, step out of the vehicle with your hands above your head
    You: Slowly
    Stranger: why
    Stranger: i don't think i need to
    You: We have reason to believe that you are a possible suspect in the riverside killings.
    Stranger: well hell
    Stranger: me to
    You: I will not repeat myself sir, Please step out of the vehicle.
    Stranger: i'm scared
    Stranger: there is a riverside killer out here
    You: We have reason to believe the riverside killer is inside your vehicle, Sir
    Stranger: where
    You: Were going to need for you to step out
    Stranger: what if he gets me
    You: Sir im going to need to see your license registration and proof of insurance before we proceed any further.
    Stranger: i ain't got none with me i left my wallet at the house and this ain't my car
    Stranger: am i on camera
    You: Sir, I have the right to open fire on you at any moment if you give me probable cause. Are you going to cooperate or not?
    You: I am giving you one last chance, Please step out of the vehicle/
    Stranger: u can't do that im not armed
    Stranger: i have kids
    You: That colt m1911 in your right gun holster begs to differ.
    Stranger: what i don't see it
    Stranger: get it
    Stranger: i want to see it
    You: Sir, I have had enough of playing games with you.
    Stranger: wat games
    Stranger: plz don't mess with my mind it ain't nice
    You: I will proceed to open fire, then wipe my fingerprints and place my colt m1911 into your hand. I will also shoot myself in the arm so I look as if youve fired at me. I will fire on you with my standard issue glock.
    Stranger: ur a butt
    Stranger: thats gonna suck in court
    You: Forensics will conclude that it is my firearm that would have killed you and "my" colt m1911 that you have used to wound me.
    You: You wont live to make the court date, Sir.
    Stranger: well hell better get out of the car then
    You: Thank you sir.
    Stranger: i jus don't see u shooting ur self
    You: This was just a routine check, Thanks for cooperating and have a nice day okay?
    Stranger: snank
    Stranger: lol
    You: Please sir do not poke holes into my law and order type plan/
    Stranger: what
    You: For I reserve the right to open fire.
    Stranger: not on a unarmed man u don't
    You: For the last time sir, After I shoot you I will place a colt m1911 into your hands.
    You: You were armed
    You: and you were dangerous
    You: Notice how I use the past tense
    Stranger: lmao ur wanting to be a cop arn't u
    You: naa im just tired as fuck
    You: good convo bro
    Stranger: np had plenty of practice
    Stranger: lol
    You: rofl
    You: Goodnight
    Stranger: night
    You: lol
    You have disconnected.

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    This kind of crap is quite typical for Omegle, nice attempt though.

    Also, your old name was more accurate.

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