Nobody is an oldphag or a newphag, you're all just members of MPGH
As soon as summer is over things will return to normal, this increase of spam happens yearly
Stop begging for staff positions (TM/CS included), if you deserve them Dave will plop you into the usergroup when the time comes
Videos and images have their own sections, unless it pertains directly to MPGH (i.e. Moe's videos) it doesn't belong in general
Josh is not dead
All staff can middle-man for you if you ask
Sam and his son will stop if you ignore them [A]
Nobody cares about your twitter updates
If it can be answered by a simple PM to a person don't make a thread about it instead
Don't +1 just because the thread is still open
Just because General doesn't force the rules down your throat doesn't mean you can act like a retard
Spell-check exists for a reason
Don't feed the trolls
Lighten up, this is MPGH.. try and have some fun
Post shit that pertains to the topic posted originally by the OP
Emoticons are fine in moderation, but they shouldn't account for 90% of the post. Try and post things that are constructive.
If you're going to spew incoherent flames at random people at least do it in the correct section.
The best way to get in contact with a staff member is over MSN, I recommend you download it if you don't already have it. Most of MPGH uses it.
If you think your signature is too big.. it is.
People who represent the site should act appropriately (decent grammar, aware of the rules, helpful)
Racism should be avoided unless the targeted members are unaffected/indifferent to it.
Don't post QFT. If you agree you don't need to tell everyone about it. If you support the notion, add to it.
In order to get a position of power on the site (no matter what it is) you have to put forth some amount of effort. Don't expect to do nothing and spontaneously get a mod position in a section you barely contribute to. Mods are chosen based off their reputation, contributions to the section and the site, their attitude and intellect. Staff are generally chosen by Josh and Liz and then approved by Dave. Do not apply for a position that you can't be active enough to handle.
If you are unaware of which section your prospective thread should go in, contact a staff member. This saves the section mod from having to move it, and having people say "J00 P0sTed iN Wr0NG SXN"