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    Myne was when i wanted to take a shit on my sis's bed.

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    You pedo bear. /
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paroxysm View Post
    Technically this was my worst thought even though it was a dream...

    When I was 13~14 I had a dream where I came home at night, went to the kitchen and picked up a large chef knife and went upstairs. I slowly creeped through my brothers room and plunged the knife into my brothers chest, then began to move the knife down to his navel. Immediately I felt horrible in my dream as I saw the shock and pain in my brothers face so I ran downstairs and picked up a needle and thread to sow together his wounds. After I finished the operation I put another blanket over him to soak up blood and over a period of a few days I kept checking up on him to see how he was doing, his state never changed, he always had pain in his eyes. Whenever my parents asked why he was in bed for so long I just told them he was sick...

    Then I woke up.
    Felt like shit for even dreaming of something like that.
    Dang... Ok Be right back ill get a priest.

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    Aleks' one is horrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.L View Post


    Dang... Ok Be right back ill get a priest.
    Thanks, now I feel a lot better about it.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    My Worst thought was killing my mother, After about 7 months, I though to myself how badly I wanted to kill myself for even thinking of doing it, if I would have done that, I would never be able to live normally, or even live, ever again T_T
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    hmmm... Shoot my dad. Hes a dick sometimes.

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    My most terrible thought is the thought of loosing both my parents every time i think about them laying in a casket, it brings tears to my eyes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zhellbound View Post
    Probably killing a baby. /yea
    microwaving babies, punting babies, stabbing babies, trash-compacting babies...
    i hate babies.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    I wanted swine flu to be a huge epidemic but for me and anyone I know and love to survive it. I don't know why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdvanceReconCommando View Post
    hmmm... Shoot my dad. Hes a dick sometimes.
    Mine is too, ask Dave. He has been nice Enough to Help meh through my Dad's Rage Bullshit. ALthough you are not me, Shooting my dad in my Opinion, is not a bad thought. Especially after all the shit he has done to my Family
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vital View Post


    Actually yes. That's probably why I am still here. (alive)
    Then fk. mpgh is ment to hate you jk bro
    my worst was stabbing my brother then killing y mom with a glass bottle then killin myself. but why would i do that i asked myself.
    Ex warrock minion


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    i specialise in gruesome ways of killing people
    wat u do is get 1 person face down in a bath
    hangs a person horizontally above them
    slit the hanging persons gut open so all the organs and blood spills out
    and then the person in the bath drowns on that


    Shifty sexy shit


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