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    picture this if you will..

    10 to 2 am, x, yogi DMT, and a box of krispy kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing...when a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. holy fucking shit.

    then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with isabella rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla chig champa, did a slow-mo Matrix descent outta the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, and all I could think was "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."

    And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. he said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."

    Me. The Chosen One?


    They chose me..


    And I didn't even graduate from fucking high school =/


    Then he looked right through me ith somniferous almond eyes..don't even know what that means, must remember to write it down. This is so real, like the time Dave floated away.

    they took me by the hand and invited me right in. Then they showed me something...i don't even know where to begin..

    overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position..such a heavy burden now to be the one born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending, to write it down for all the world to see.



    But I forgot my pen




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    Do we fucking care =D?

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    Go take your meds

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    ahh.... that time of the month now isn't it ace..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourav2122 View Post
    ahh.... that time of the month now isn't it ace..
    ....what? fucking moron, you don't even know what that means

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace76543 View Post
    ....what? fucking moron, you don't even know what that means
    Need him to explain it to you? :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnkeel View Post
    Need him to explain it to you? :/
    ......................

    if you're an idiot..you just shouldn't reply

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    ROSETTA STOOONNEEEED


    I didn't figure it out until ace told me lulz. And then I listened to the song and got HIIIIIGGGGHHHHH

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    this thread has accomplished absolutely nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnkeel View Post
    Need him to explain it to you? :/
    no worries ace was just one of those people who was drooped on there head as a baby so he may seem some what of abnormal to you so you should ignore him if he starts bitching about pointless crap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourav2122 View Post
    no worries ace was just one of those people who was drooped on there head as a baby so he may seem some what of abnormal to you so you should ignore him if he starts bitching about pointless crap
    ....what? you, gourav, are calling me an idiot? you, gourav, are calling me weird? i'm sorry you're a fucking retard, but i can't fix that. you shouldn't take your misplaced rage out on other people because:
    1. you're too fucking stupid to make an intelligent argument
    2. you have nothing against me, everything i say is true
    3. you just make yourself look like an idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourav2122 View Post
    no worries ace was just one of those people who was drooped on there head as a baby so he may seem some what of abnormal to you so you should ignore him if he starts bitching about pointless crap
    Dropped on his head as a baby? Gourav, you seem to be forgetting that you have a shoesize IQ, and that Ace is a fucking genius. Stop trying to sound smart by picking a losing fight, it doesn't make you any more reputable.

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