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    Ya Ever Numb Lips

    So, I was having sex with this chick. Let's call her Barbara. Anyways, this is the very first time I have ever slept with Barbara. She used her own condoms. I didn't know at the time, they were extended pleasure condoms. So, first off I couldnt orgasm...GAY. And second off, she gave me head, after I couldnt orgasm for like 30+ minutes, and then we kissed. NOW MY LIPS ARE NUMB AS ALL FUCK BECAUSE SHE KISSED ME. AND I DIDNT EVEN CUM. I HATE HAVING NUMB LIPS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinaReow View Post
    So , just cause you didnt bust , you got numb lips ? Thats never happend to me .
    No. The condom has numbing shit, so you can "last longer" without cumming. But the girl licked my dick, (got some numbing shit on her mouth), and then we made out some more. So I got the numbing agent on my mouth. And now I keep biting them and not noticing it.
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    So , just cause you didnt bust , you got numb lips ? Thats never happend to me .

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinaReow View Post
    So , just cause you didnt bust , you got numb lips ? Thats never happend to me .
    No. The condom has numbing shit, so you can "last longer" without cumming. But the girl licked my dick, (got some numbing shit on her mouth), and then we made out some more. So I got the numbing agent on my mouth. And now I keep biting them and not noticing it.
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    Your not suppose to kiss any girl after she sucks your dick .



    OR ELSE YOU BE TASTING YOUR OWN COCK .

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinaReow View Post
    Your not suppose to kiss any girl after she sucks your dick .



    OR ELSE YOU BE TASTING YOUR OWN COCK .
    I could give a fuck about tasting my own cock. It is the numbing agent I care about.
    Grow up, it is no big deal to kiss a girl after shes sucked your dickk.
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    Your not suppose to kiss a girl after she sucked your dick . Doesnt matter how old i am , just to say that . Look boy . So you got numbing shit all over your lips ? What is mpgh gonna do about it ? Kiss your lips better ? Did you even consider taking a shower?

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    Why you even post things like this here?

    you know the most kids' (people) are 14 years old.

    they just spam shit .

    or don't even post.

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    Did you enjoy the taste of your own cock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViibezUknow View Post
    Why you even post things like this here?

    you know the most kids' (people) are 14 years old.

    they just spam shit .

    or don't even post.
    Your like 14

    Why was the numbing shit outside the condom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post


    Your like 14

    Why was the numbing shit outside the condom?
    i am 16.

    stop hating on me

    jealous boy.

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    like she said, dont kiss a girl after she sucked yo dick.
    kiss her after you've given her a bit of mouth to the south by all means

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    i always make her brush her teeth first man.




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