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    How to;

    turn your ex-girlfriend into your fuck-buddy /.
    Step one, get a relationship.
    Step two, make sure you've done every single sexual thing that's possible.
    Step three, search for something which you can mentally hurt her with.
    Step four, be mad, and break up.
    Step five, wait for a couple of weeks.
    Step six, go out with her again.
    Step seven, whilst your on a ''date'', do whatever you want to do.
    Step eight, when you've got to this step, good job, you've got her for like 95% in your pocket. When you leave, she'll probably text you, saying that she wants you back. Just say you're not quite sure, and that you want to be very good friends instead.
    Step nine, go hang out with her more than you used to do. If she's still whining about that she wants you back, just tell her you've made your decision. Your decision is; Sorry, I don't think it'll work out again. What I'm feeling for you now, aren't the same feelings as I used to have for you.
    Step ten, you've got her. Tell her that you still want skinship, and that she's the only one that can satisfy you to the max. Tell her that your feelings have become different, but that you still love her. Make sure that you've got a story in mind, because it'll become difficult to make up one if the moment is there.
    Step eleven, ????
    Step twelve, profit!

    ©Martin von Nobia, 25th of July, 2010.

    Yes, this worked for me, and of this day on, I've got my own personal fuckbuddy

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    This gunna get stickied ..


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    Or do it my way.

    Develop feelings for eachother, detach your feelings, keep hers intact. Fool around, but never ask her out.
    Bibamus, gaudeamus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Son View Post
    This gunna get stickied ..
    no it's not.

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    This guide is just.....wow

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    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Or you could just date a prostitute

    未来が見えなくて怖いから
    未来が見えてしまって悲しいから
    目を閉じて優しい思い出に浸ってしまう




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    haters gunna hate.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Quote Originally Posted by TailsTehFox View Post
    Or you could just date a prostitute
    Prostitute = 75% for AIDS.

    Quote Originally Posted by RainbowSnail View Post
    Or do it my way.

    Develop feelings for eachother, detach your feelings, keep hers intact. Fool around, but never ask her out.
    That's in big lines the same as what I did.

    Quote Originally Posted by Son View Post
    This gunna get stickied ..
    If this shit is gonna get stickied, I'm gonna LMFAO all evening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin View Post
    Prostitute = 75% for AIDS.


    That's in big lines the same as what I did.


    If this shit is gonna get stickied, I'm gonna LMFAO all evening.
    Get ready to do that .


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    Or you can just be good in bed, that you'll be the only one who can satisfy her.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Son View Post


    Get ready to do that .
    this won't get stickied, trust me .

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    Or you can just find a girl who is whorelike, and ask her to fool around from the start. Then never ask her out. If she asks, put it off.
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    omfg it worked


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    yo,ima try this
    if it dont work
    ima sue you



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