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    Childhood memories?

    I remember when I was about 7 and I was inside with my brother, I was looking under my mothers bed and found two things I THOUGHT were balloons but were actually condoms, But as I said I was 7 so I didn't know the difference between the two.

    I gave one to my brother who was 5 and we went outside to our neighbours (It was a one-way street up the hill. A nice non-busy street).

    I called her the candy lady because she used to /give me loads of candy, We blew up the condoms and when we got to her house she just looked at us. I think she was thinking "Lolwut".

    what about you?

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    I Came out from a Horse.
     
    I smoke dix daily.
    I am Dix, and Arun is my master.
    I'M #1 NIGXMAS SCAMMER

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    Quote Originally Posted by ECsTaSY View Post
    I Came out from a Horse.
    I see where you get the stupidity from.

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    cool story bro.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
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    Be real with me, just be real with me
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    I got bucked off a horse, and almost drowned in a river

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    im a crack baby

    P.L.U.R.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUSTY View Post
    I got bucked off a horse, and almost drowned in a river
    the fuck?
     
    I smoke dix daily.
    I am Dix, and Arun is my master.
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    i licked poop .

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    I fell off a horse and wagon.
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    I had sex with your mother.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilian Splasher View Post
    I had sex with your mother.
    How could you fit the 2" penor in her vagina?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canadian View Post


    How could you fit the 2" penor in her vagina?
    OH HA! You're funny.

    that wasnt directed towards you, btw.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilian Splasher View Post


    OH HA! You're funny.

    that wasnt directed towards you, btw.
    Because saying "I had sex with your mother" is MUCH more funnier.



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    Hmm...I was 13 and I joined MPGH. Got mind fucked, got a girlfriend, quit games, became a VS, and now ive grown up to be RIGHT HERE such great memories.

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