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    Post Near-Death Stories

    I wish to read them with my eyes.
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    i got hit by a car in 4th grade went to the hospital and almost died.
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    I had one of them jawcrackers with sour stuff in the middle and I kept that candy between my teeth while I was sucking the sour shit outta there,all of a sudden it got from between my teeth and I was choking in it until my grandpa did the heimlich thing and I broke the window because it flew out.

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    Choked on coins, choked on marbles, septicemia, barely dodged a speeding car.

    I'm up to four. Still thinking.

    Any more, MPGHians?
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    i was 8, and i was riding a bike with flat tires and i was going as fast as i can, bike handle bars made a complete 90degree angle and i flew forward and landed on my head and slid. got to hospital, bloody as hell, and ended up only with a mild concussion. and i didnt have to get stiches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by killakid6666 View Post
    i was 8, and i was riding a bike with flat tires and i was going as fast as i can, bike handle bars made a complete 90degree angle and i flew forward and landed on my head and slid. got to hospital, bloody as hell, and ended up only with a mild concussion. and i didnt have to get stiches.
    Not even stitches? Then how is that near-death?
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    Quote Originally Posted by arunforce View Post
    I stole Dave's cake.
    OH SHIT HE MUST'VE BEEN RAGING ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE.

    SHIT YOU ALMOST DIED.
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    (1) Chased by a rapid dog in a four wheeler/golf cart mix sort of thing, jumped halfway in, bit my shoe, so I ran it over

    (2) Rode the ski lift w/my ski instructor and slipped as I was getting in, but my hand was on it, so I was taken up the mountain while hanging on for dear life (people controlling it were dumb asses) and eventually meh instructor pulled me up, he started crying i started laughing.

    (3) I was like 5 years old and swimming, had one of those swimming shirts on, got stuck on something at the bottom of pool, my uncle noticed after about a minute, because I wasn't inside eating, (luckey meh) dived in and pulled me out

    (4) I stepped on a water moccasin and it bit the side of my blue jeans

    (5) My grandmother was driving me and two of my cousins back from a movie a tornado touched down about meh... 1 and 3/4 - 2 and 3/4 miles away

    Do I win a cookie this time
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    I was walking in the street and I saw five thieves that stole something from a shop,
    one of them had a gun and he almost aimed on me and shoot me,
    the shop owners came out and scared them

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    Quote Originally Posted by tdct View Post
    (1) Chased by a rapid dog in a four wheeler/golf cart mix sort of thing, jumped halfway in, bit my shoe, so I ran it over

    (2) Rode the ski lift w/my ski instructor and slipped as I was getting in, but my hand was on it, so I was taken up the mountain while hanging on for dear life (people controlling it were dumb asses) and eventually meh instructor pulled me up, he started crying i started laughing.

    (3) I was like 5 years old and swimming, had one of those swimming shirts on, got stuck on something at the bottom of pool, my uncle noticed after about a minute, because I wasn't inside eating, (luckey meh) dived in and pulled me out

    (4) I stepped on a water moccasin and it bit the side of my blue jeans

    (5) My grandmother was driving me and two of my cousins back from a movie a tornado touched down about meh... 1 and 3/4 - 2 and 3/4 miles away

    Do I win a cookie this time
    Highscore goes to tcdt.
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    took a Foul baseball to the nose during a baseball game. was 13. guy who hit was 13. seriously remember seeing life pass by. nothing else though

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdvanceReconCommando View Post
    took a Foul baseball to the nose during a baseball game. was 13. guy who hit was 13. seriously remember seeing life pass by. nothing else though
    It's like getting knock out from a boxing man

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