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    Epic Troll /Win

    I've been trolling Omegle for the past hour.

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    You: 5.19.13. Expect Us.
    Stranger: Who
    Stranger: Who are you?
    Stranger: Whats going on?!!!
    Stranger: D; oh dear god
    You: Who I am is irrelevant. I am a tool. Who WE are, however, is very relevant.
    Stranger: Im so very frightened
    Stranger: I kinda like the band Tool
    You: Do not be frightened, however, our arrival might come at the expense of your livelihood.
    Stranger: What do you people do
    Stranger: like graffiti and stuff
    You: We are benefactors of your race. We are the harbingers of your salvation.
    Stranger: big words
    Stranger: describe
    Stranger: harbingers?
    You: You will be integrated into a culture far superior than your own.
    Stranger: How many people have you told?
    You: My memory does allow the storage of irrelevant facts.
    You: I have spread the message to over 9,000 people this Earth day.
    Stranger: I'm beginning to doubt these threats
    Stranger: Can you provide more worthy information on prove it?
    You: Irrelevant. You can not distract me from my duty.
    Stranger: Hehe, duty
    Stranger: Anyways, your duty is to warn us?
    You: Yes. To spread the Message into mainstream circulation.
    You: And urge you to prepare for our arrival.
    Stranger: Why cant you just not come?
    You: We have been watching you. Your litigious nature. Your campaigns of dissent.
    You: All these things have climaxed into our present intent.
    You: You must be saved. The truth must be revealed to you.
    Stranger: Why are you coming?
    You: We are coming to uplift you into a far greater society. Much different from your present forms.
    Stranger: So, why warn us?
    Stranger: It's a good thing, right?
    You: So you can prepare for our arrival.
    You: Your reaction to Us will dictate whether or not our intent is hostile.
    You: Our intent is not hostile, however, your salvation might come at the expense of your livelihood.
    Stranger: Have you seen the movie District 9?
    Stranger: Watch it.
    You: Irrelevant.
    Stranger: Actually, it is not irrelevant
    You: Ellaborate.
    Stranger: It is a steady prediction of what will happen
    Stranger: Watc
    Stranger: Watch it.
    Stranger: You will find out.
    You: I can not watch it. I am here to inject the Message into mainstream circulation.
    Stranger: Ok.
    You: If you have no further inquiries. I should move on.
    Stranger: Send a larger message.
    Stranger: Not onh Omegle
    You: I am only one tool of many. Delivering the message to all forms of mass media.
    Stranger: Try a bigger form of media
    Stranger: Omegle is small
    You: There are already Tools in every other form of mass media. I was assigned to "Omegle".
    Stranger: What is your opinion on us so far?
    You: My opinion is irrelevant. The opinion of our Collective, is not.
    Stranger: Why not start a rebbelion.
    Stranger: Do you belive in your cause?
    You: Why rebel against a perfect Collective?
    You: Our actions only benefit the group as a whole.
    Stranger: Is it perfect?
    Stranger: Are you happy?
    You: Yes. The collective has been perfect for 871803909 years ± 384 hours.
    Stranger: Will you arrive on the date above?
    You: 5.19.13 will be the date of our arrival.
    Stranger: Will you be here?
    You: Yes.
    You: All of Us will be.
    Stranger: I'd like to meet you in person.
    Stranger: Do you believe in "love"?
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    lol epik chat

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    Quote Originally Posted by EpK View Post
    lol epik chat
    I was lol'ing continuously throughout it
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilian Splasher View Post

    You: Irrelevant. You can not distract me from my duty.
    Stranger: Hehe, duty
    hehehe. that made me lol

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    reminds me of some book I had to read last year.
    Anthem.

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    I'm too lazy to read

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ali View Post
    I'm too lazy to read
    Yeahh same.. I gave up after the third line.

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    "You: My opinion is irrelevant. The opinion of our Collective, is not."

    That reminded me of star trek. (The BORG.)


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    Worth reading./

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    win troll is .
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Im lazyy .
    [ Useless space ]

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    Quote Originally Posted by muumimamma View Post
    Im lazyy .
    C'mon.
    Its funny.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    I Loled,
    Reminds me when i used to troll a Xat chat group called Flirt.

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    Its worth the half an hour to read(jking only like 5 minutes)
    Ex warrock minion


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