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    13 yr old kid getting pwnt!

    "It seems a 13 year old was trying to pose as a Steam employee to gain access to someone else's account, and had the tables turned on him. In a battle of wits, it helps to be smarter than the next guy."
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    "br0kenrabbit says: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see. Greg_ValveOLS says: huh?"
    In the interests of being nice to Futuremark's forums, I've gone ahead and pasted the whole coversation below. Read More for the entire, priceless, exchange.

    br0kenrabbit says: hi

    Greg_ValveOLS says: good evening

    br0kenrabbit says: What's ip?

    br0kenrabbit says: up?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

    br0kenrabbit says: On MSN?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: yes

    br0kenrabbit says: Why?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

    br0kenrabbit says: My information?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

    br0kenrabbit says: No. I don't even have it written down.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

    br0kenrabbit says: Well...

    Greg_ValveOLS says: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

    br0kenrabbit says: Well

    Greg_ValveOLS says: dont worry this connect it secure

    br0kenrabbit says: Can I be honest with you, Greg?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: k

    br0kenrabbit says: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

    br0kenrabbit says: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: huh?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: bs

    br0kenrabbit says: Trace it.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: how

    br0kenrabbit says: Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: oh k

    br0kenrabbit says: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

    br0kenrabbit says: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: why?

    br0kenrabbit says: Have you read the ToS?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: Tod?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: tos

    br0kenrabbit says: terms of service

    Greg_ValveOLS says: were?

    br0kenrabbit says: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: why

    br0kenrabbit says: I just told you why

    Greg_ValveOLS says:

    br0kenrabbit says: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: k

    br0kenrabbit says: First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxx xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says: Is this you?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

    br0kenrabbit says: Are you the only user of this account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

    br0kenrabbit says: Okay, and what is the username

    Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says: Okay.

    br0kenrabbit says: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: some. dude

    Greg_ValveOLS says: m

    br0kenrabbit says: Do you always log on from the same IP?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

    br0kenrabbit says: And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says: Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

    br0kenrabbit says: What is your city of residence?

    br0kenrabbit says: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says: Illinios?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: yes

    br0kenrabbit says: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: why

    br0kenrabbit says: So I can update your account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: can I play 2 nite

    Greg_ValveOLS says: clan fight

    Greg_ValveOLS says: wont win without me heh

    br0kenrabbit says: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

    br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Give me just a moment.

    br0kenrabbit says: Try to log in now.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: k

    Greg_ValveOLS says: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

    br0kenrabbit says: Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says: did u ban me???????????>WHY

    br0kenrabbit says: Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says: what

    br0kenrabbit says: Valve will never ask for your username and password.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: what????

    br0kenrabbit says: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: omg dude wtf why?

    br0kenrabbit says: Why were you trying to steal my account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: i wanst

    br0kenrabbit says: Then why were you asking for my information?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

    br0kenrabbit says: Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says: dude pleas

    Greg_ValveOLS says: what

    br0kenrabbit says: Go mow some yards, bitch.

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    I would have to say known him the longest out of everyone here i think.

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    lulwat pwnd boi is pwnd.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    One person?
    FUCK

    I would have to say known him the longest out of everyone here i think.

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    he got owned



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    epic fail bittch

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    hahahahha he got owned so fking bad
    hahahaha go mow some lawns bitch
    THANK ME IF I HELPED YOU!!!!

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    Lol he deserved it XD

    he was trying to steal the other kids information :L

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