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    The Gay Flight Attendant

    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

    To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    yes its a joke and your point is stupid bitch? oooh dam you got me i copied a joke wtf
    i should be banned for that!

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    LOL.. It's sam..
    No I do not make game hacks anymore, please stop asking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    yes its a joke and your point is stupid bitch?
    Y u mad?
    and this ones better

    After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a drunk stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth. There, the priest patiently awaits the man to begin his confession.

    After a few minutes of silence, the priest politely taps on the window... nothing. The priest taps again and this time clears his throat a bit... still nothing. At this point the priest begins to lose his patience and bangs on the window.

    Finally the dunk yells out... "Ain't no use knocking, there ain't no paper over here either!"

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    Did he ever mention it was HIS flight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    Y u mad?
    and this ones better

    After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a drunk stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth. There, the priest patiently awaits the man to begin his confession.

    After a few minutes of silence, the priest politely taps on the window... nothing. The priest taps again and this time clears his throat a bit... still nothing. At this point the priest begins to lose his patience and bangs on the window.

    Finally the dunk yells out... "Ain't no use knocking, there ain't no paper over here either!"
    lol. nice one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin View Post
    Did he ever mention it was HIS flight?
    Uhm.. Yes... "My flight was being served'

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    Never underestimate the old guy

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.

    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

    And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

    "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    Never underestimate the old guy

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.

    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

    And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

    "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
    HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA that made my day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    Never underestimate the old guy

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.

    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

    And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

    "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
    This is better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    Never underestimate the old guy

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.

    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

    And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

    "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
    heard it b4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdvanceReconCommando View Post
    heard it b4.
    best joke ive ever heard and ive never heard it bfore

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