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    BEWARE DA NINJAS!!

    I gathered some facts about them:

    Ninja don't sweat.

    Bullets can't kill a ninja.

    Ninja invented skateboarding

    Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

    Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

    Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

    Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

    Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

    Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

    Ninja invented the internet.

    Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

    Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

    Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

    Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

    Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

    Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

    Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

    Lack any personality

    Wear headbands

    Fight skillfully with any object

    Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

    Live in your house secretly for days

    Can remove their shadow if needed

    Hurl shurikens

    Go anywhere they want instantly

    Catch bullets in their teeth

    Kill themselves if they make a noise

    Can run 100 miles on their hands

    Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

    Have cool words like Seppuku

    Are masters of disguise

    Can hover for hours

    Flip out and kill everything

    Are completely self-sufficient.

    Split planks vertically with their nose

    Can hide in incense smoke

    Kill people.

    Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

    Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

    A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

    Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.

    If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.
    Some guy: "Ninjas are totally sweet"
    Some other guy: "True true"
    Sammy told me to...

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    ninja fail ftw lol weird?

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    .... You're not funny nor is this useful... wasted 5 seconds of my life.
    Been here for awhile now.....

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    ninja can smd

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    nukes can kill a damn ninja.


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    very interesting song there. the chicks voice was sorta creepy thouggh


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    this is fuckin stupid
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Jet li will own ninja with one punch can dodge alot GF kid

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    i dont see the bg dal about ninjas, get over it already, thanks for wasting my time, ninjas can SMD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kloved View Post
    .... You're not funny nor is this useful... wasted 5 seconds of my life.
    how long did it take for you to read that?

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    Ninja's are invincible?

    Chuck Norris > Ninja/yea

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sαint View Post
    Ninja's are invincible?

    Chuck Norris > Ninja/yea
    No theyre just asian...

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    me is a black belt ninja/yea

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    Thread is a disappointment
    /\/5H0CKW4V3\/\ says:
    I would love to live in the wild west... wouldnt you?
    [c=49][MPGH]Derail[/c] says:
    Nah
    /\/5H0CKW4V3\/\ says:
    You could do any fukin thing u want
    [c=49][MPGH]Derail[/c] says:
    They don't have Internet.

    If helped , Thank/Rep me /yea

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