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    I accidently punched my girlfriend. How do i get her back?

    Alright. So me and my gf were supposed to go to the movies in 40 minutes, so while i was waiting for her to come to my house, so then id take her there, i decided "eh ill play pokemon on my ds" So i was playing pokemon while i get into a random encounter.

    (Incase if you didnt know, Shiny pokemon are a 1/1000 chance of appearing)

    I get into a battle with a shiny pidgey. While im awed at the fact i got into this encounter, my gf storms through my door, crying how her cat died. Im still starstruck at my encounter, so then i try to catch it.

    She starts raging me saying how "YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING GAME" and takes my ds and throws it at the wall.

    My DS is broken and i lost my shiny encounter. I start crying and flailing my arms and accidently punch her in her mouth. She starts crying and runs out the door.


    How do i get her back?

    未来が見えなくて怖いから
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    目を閉じて優しい思い出に浸ってしまう




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    you fucked up

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    get other one. to easy to get laid.

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    thats why i dont play pokemon

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    Losing your girlfriend for a shiny Pokémon, think about it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    Kallisti is trollin

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    Well you can message her saying,Sorry i was pressing pause,and you threw it and i was flapping with hands and accidently hit you and sorry about your poke..i mean cat



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    Only distinct would bother searching for stuff like that

    未来が見えなくて怖いから
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    shit,just say bitch you broke my fucking ds while i was loking for fucking shiny one and i have reason to fucking hit you bitch..!!!!jk dont tell that just buy/get/steal new cat



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    troll sould be in your name.

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    Wow good job. Now beat up my GF


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